Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are turning Aspen into the wild, wild west—luxury edition! The duo ditched their usual high-tech vibes for some good ol’ Western charm over the weekend, hitting up Kemo Sabe, the go-to spot for A-listers who suddenly decide they’re ranchers at heart.
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Sunday saw Jeff and Lauren trotting into Kemo Sabe like seasoned cowpokes on a mission—except instead of rounding up cattle, they were wrangling cowboy hats, boots, and bedazzled belt buckles. This isn’t your average general store, though. Oh no, this is where Hollywood stars pick up items to cosplay as ranch royalty.
Tagging along for the yeehaw festivities was Jeff’s brother, Mark, who seemed equally smitten with the Aspen vibes. At one point, Jeff was spotted at the store’s bar area—yes, a bar inside a Western wear shop—laughing it up like a billionaire who just remembered he owns half the planet.
Slopes, Shopping, and Serious Style
When they’re not trying on hats or testing the limits of their credit cards, Jeff and Lauren have been tearing up the Aspen slopes, probably racing each other to see who can make snow look the most expensive. Their Aspen escapades have been a full-on winter wonderland meets runway show, proving once again that being rich just hits different.
A-List Rodeo in Aspen
But wait, there’s more! Turns out Aspen’s not just for tech tycoons and their partners in cowboy-themed crime. Jennifer Lopez herself stopped by Kemo Sabe earlier, treating the shop like her personal stage. She busted some dance moves, stuck her tongue out at photographers, and generally reminded everyone she’s still Jenny from the Block—even in cowboy boots. Kevin Costner also made an appearance, likely scouting for “Yellowstone” inspiration or just enjoying the high-altitude glamour.
Aspen, where the hats are big, the vibes are high, and the billionaires play dress-up. Jeff, Lauren, and their crew are clearly living their best Wild West lives—and honestly, who wouldn’t want to trade places, if only for the free bar and fancy boots? Yeehaw, indeed!
