In the latest episode of their hilariously entertaining New Heights podcast, Jason Kelce decided it was high time to poke a little fun at his younger brother, Travis Kelce. Why? Because who doesn’t want to roast their sibling over a questionable fashion choice?
The target of Jason’s comedic genius? None other than a $495 Jacquemus button-down that Travis wore on a double date with his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, and their buddies Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in the bustling streets of New York City. The shirt, which looks like it was designed by a horse enthusiast who moonlights as an art critic, features a gigantic horse standing proudly on its hind legs, surrounded by a bunch of faceless figures that are clearly engaged in some very questionable activities.
After stumbling upon GQ’s not-so-glowing review of Travis’ getup, Jason couldn’t help but quip, “It’s a fancy way of saying it’s a button-down with horses and people… well, let’s just say they’re getting intimate.”
Travis, clearly caught off guard by the roast, defended his sartorial choice like a true champion: “I bought the shirt because I liked the color and the patterns and stuff. It’s just art, okay?” Because, you know, who wouldn’t want a walking canvas of ambiguous relationships?
But Jason wasn’t letting up that easily. He pointed out one figure that appeared to be a woman who was quite literally straddling a man. “Dude, that woman is riding that man!” Jason exclaimed, fully embracing his role as the big brother with zero chill. “You’re ridiculous, Travis! What are her t— doing out if they’re not having some fun?”
Travis, unphased and defending his shirt like it was a Super Bowl ring, shot back, “You’re ridiculous. The fact that that got you fired up is ridiculous!”
And thus, another classic Kelce family moment was born, full of brotherly love and just the right amount of roasting. You can catch all the hilarity in the full episode, but be warned: it’s a wild ride!