In the latest episode of their hilariously entertaining New Heights podcast, Jason Kelce decided it was high time to poke a little fun at his younger brother, Travis Kelce. Why? Because who doesnβt want to roast their sibling over a questionable fashion choice?
The target of Jasonβs comedic genius? None other than a $495 Jacquemus button-down that Travis wore on a double date with his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, and their buddies Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in the bustling streets of New York City. The shirt, which looks like it was designed by a horse enthusiast who moonlights as an art critic, features a gigantic horse standing proudly on its hind legs, surrounded by a bunch of faceless figures that are clearly engaged in some very questionable activities.
After stumbling upon GQβs not-so-glowing review of Travisβ getup, Jason couldnβt help but quip, βItβs a fancy way of saying itβs a button-down with horses and peopleβ¦ well, letβs just say theyβre getting intimate.β
Travis, clearly caught off guard by the roast, defended his sartorial choice like a true champion: βI bought the shirt because I liked the color and the patterns and stuff. Itβs just art, okay?β Because, you know, who wouldnβt want a walking canvas of ambiguous relationships?
But Jason wasnβt letting up that easily. He pointed out one figure that appeared to be a woman who was quite literally straddling a man. βDude, that woman is riding that man!β Jason exclaimed, fully embracing his role as the big brother with zero chill. βYouβre ridiculous, Travis! What are her t— doing out if theyβre not having some fun?β
Travis, unphased and defending his shirt like it was a Super Bowl ring, shot back, βYouβre ridiculous. The fact that that got you fired up is ridiculous!β
And thus, another classic Kelce family moment was born, full of brotherly love and just the right amount of roasting. You can catch all the hilarity in the full episode, but be warned: itβs a wild ride!