There’s fresh tea spilling about Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet, and it’s hotter than an iced coffee left on a dashboard in the California sun!
These two have been linked for over a year now, but you’d barely know it since they’re more undercover than a Kardashian at a drive-thru in Calabasas. But don’t worry, we’ve got the juicy details courtesy of an “insider,” who may or may not be Kris Jenner wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.
So, what’s the deal? Well, according to this top-secret source, Kylie and Timmy are basically Hollywood’s version of a perfect avocado toast—balanced, aesthetically pleasing, and everyone’s low-key obsessed with them. The couple, who we rarely see together unless it’s at a very public Beyoncé concert, are reportedly a “great couple.” You know, like peanut butter and jelly, but with a lot more couture.
And don’t worry about the families! Turns out, everyone is on board. According to our source, “the family loves them together,” which is code for “Kris Jenner already has the wedding planner on speed dial.” Timothée’s close with the Kardashian-Jenner clan, while Kylie’s apparently tight with the Chalamets, which we imagine involves a lot of elegant wine-drinking and philosophical discussions about… whatever French people talk about.
How’s Timmy handling Kardashian Life 101, you ask? Well, like a champ! He’s “involved with her kids”—Stormi and Aire—and, let’s be real, probably has more energy than both of them combined. He’s even cool with the fact that Kylie’s number one priority will always be her kids. And, really, what’s more adorable than imagining Timothée Chalamet watching Cocomelon with Stormi while wearing an oversized sweater?
Now, don’t think their love is going all long-distance drama. Kylie’s holding down the fort in Los Angeles, while Timothée is off filming in New York City (no doubt pondering the mysteries of the universe in a coffee shop between takes). But, according to our snoopy source, they’re making it work! Apparently, they’ve “figured out a good balance between working and spending quality time together.” Translation: They FaceTime a lot and probably send each other TikToks at 3 a.m.
Kylie and Timothée are the modern-day Romeo and Juliet, minus the tragic ending, and with a lot more private jets. Stay tuned for more, because if we’ve learned anything, it’s that the Kardashian-Jenners love to keep us guessing!
