Hugh Jackman Agrees With Martha Stewart Saying Ryan Reynolds Isn’t Funny

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Oh, the drama! Hugh Jackman, our favorite clawed X-Man with an Aussie accent and a sense of humor sharper than Wolverine’s adamantium, has jumped into the Martha Stewart vs. Ryan Reynolds feud, and it’s giving us life.

Here’s the rundown. Ryan Reynolds, the 48-year-old Deadpool maestro with a sarcasm setting permanently on “extra crispy,” has been Hugh’s friendly nemesis for years. It’s a legendary bromance, complete with social media jabs, fake feuds, and banter sharper than a box of Martha Stewart’s finest kitchen knives. But hold onto your aprons, because Martha herselfβ€”yes, that Martha, the queen of garden-to-table glam and OG crafting goddessβ€”has entered the fray.

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It turns out Martha and Ryan are neighbors (seriously, what kind of fancy neighborhood is this?), and when asked about Ryan, Martha served up some spice: “Honestly, he’s not that funny.”

Record scratch. Not that funny? Coming from Martha Stewart, that’s like a Michelin chef telling you your toast is burnt. So how did Ryan respond? With the dry wit we know and love, of course. “I’d disagree with her,” he replied, adding, β€œBut I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after a mile or so.”

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Yes, you heard that rightβ€”Ryan’s saying Martha practically chased him down for daring to have a different opinion. Because who needs to hit the gym when your neighbor is sprinting at you with 80 years of wisdom and probably a rolling pin for emphasis?

And now, enter Hugh Jackman, lurking in the Twitter/X shadows, just waiting for his moment to strike. He sees Ryan’s response and jumps in with the clapback: β€œFinally, someone says it.”

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Oh, Hugh, you shady legend! Is this a playful nudge? A gentle backstab? Or is he just thrilled that someone besides himself is giving Ryan a verbal wedgie? Either way, the internet is losing it, and we’re already pre-ordering popcorn for whatever’s next.

So, will Ryan escalate? Will Martha chase him again? Will Hugh start a knitting circle with Martha just to double down on his betrayal? Stay tuned for more because this A-list roast battle isn’t cooling down anytime soon.

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