Hugh Jackman Agrees With Martha Stewart Saying Ryan Reynolds Isn’t Funny

Oh, the drama! Hugh Jackman, our favorite clawed X-Man with an Aussie accent and a sense of humor sharper than Wolverine’s adamantium, has jumped into the Martha Stewart vs. Ryan Reynolds feud, and it’s giving us life.

Here’s the rundown. Ryan Reynolds, the 48-year-old Deadpool maestro with a sarcasm setting permanently on “extra crispy,” has been Hugh’s friendly nemesis for years. It’s a legendary bromance, complete with social media jabs, fake feuds, and banter sharper than a box of Martha Stewart’s finest kitchen knives. But hold onto your aprons, because Martha herself—yes, that Martha, the queen of garden-to-table glam and OG crafting goddess—has entered the fray.

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It turns out Martha and Ryan are neighbors (seriously, what kind of fancy neighborhood is this?), and when asked about Ryan, Martha served up some spice: “Honestly, he’s not that funny.”

Record scratch. Not that funny? Coming from Martha Stewart, that’s like a Michelin chef telling you your toast is burnt. So how did Ryan respond? With the dry wit we know and love, of course. “I’d disagree with her,” he replied, adding, “But I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after a mile or so.”

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Yes, you heard that right—Ryan’s saying Martha practically chased him down for daring to have a different opinion. Because who needs to hit the gym when your neighbor is sprinting at you with 80 years of wisdom and probably a rolling pin for emphasis?

And now, enter Hugh Jackman, lurking in the Twitter/X shadows, just waiting for his moment to strike. He sees Ryan’s response and jumps in with the clapback: “Finally, someone says it.”

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Oh, Hugh, you shady legend! Is this a playful nudge? A gentle backstab? Or is he just thrilled that someone besides himself is giving Ryan a verbal wedgie? Either way, the internet is losing it, and we’re already pre-ordering popcorn for whatever’s next.

So, will Ryan escalate? Will Martha chase him again? Will Hugh start a knitting circle with Martha just to double down on his betrayal? Stay tuned for more because this A-list roast battle isn’t cooling down anytime soon.

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