Heidi Klum—the undisputed Empress of Halloween—is revving up her spooky engine once again! That’s right, at 51 years young, the supermodel and “America’s Got Talent” judge is about to remind us all why Halloween is basically her second birthday.
Each year, Heidi doesn’t just dress up—oh no, she becomes Halloween. Last year, she literally transformed into a peacock, and no, not the “stand in front of the zoo and hope for the best” kind. She had actual acrobats fluttering around as her feathers. That’s right—live humans! And if that wasn’t enough, the year before, she showed up as…wait for it…a giant worm on a hook. Because nothing says “glamour” like wriggling into a Halloween party as bait.
But now, on this fine day of September 2, our favorite Queen of Creepy has given us a breadcrumb to chew on. She posted on Instagram, revealing what appeared to be molded shells. Naturally, the internet is in a frenzy. Turtle? Snail? The spirit of your grandma’s china cabinet?
She cryptically captioned it, “#HeidiHalloween is starting to take shape… 👻👻👻.” No surprises there — Heidi’s secrecy is as legendary as her costumes. If you think you’re going to find out what she’s dressing as before she slinks down the red carpet, you’d have better luck asking Dracula for a tan.
So, until the big reveal, we can all just sit here, refresh her Instagram, and wildly speculate. Is she a ninja turtle? A mermaid with an existential crisis? Or something so bizarre that even a sci-fi novelist would ask, “Are you okay, Heidi?” Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure—we’re already terrified and ready for whatever she conjures up!
