🚨He Stole Burgers and Hearts?! Channing Tatum Becomes McCriminal Daddy in Bonkers New Movie ‘Roofman’ — Trailer Just Dropped!🍟❤️🎭

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Channing Tatum just went full-blown felony in the new movie ‘Roofman’ — and yes, this is somehow based on a REAL PERSON and not a fever dream you had after eating too many Hot Cheetos.

So here’s the tea, fries: Channing Tatum plays Jeffrey Manchester — an ex-Army Ranger turned roof-hopping, fast food-looting legend who literally broke into McDonald’s by cutting HOLES IN THE ROOF. Like, sir, there are doors. But go off, Batman.

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Anyway, he gets caught (because duh), escapes prison (casual), and moves into a deserted Toys “R” Us like it’s a Studio Ghibli film but make it ✨crimecore✨. He lives there for SIX MONTHS without getting caught. SIX. MONTHS. Meanwhile, I can’t sneak snacks into a movie theater without sounding like a raccoon in a plastic bag.

But WAIT — it gets hotter. While on the run, he falls for Kirsten Dunst (icon, legend, Spider-Man’s OG girl) who plays a divorced mom with no idea her new man is basically a criminal raccoon in a hoodie. Romance? Crime? Childhood nostalgia?? Honestly, it’s giving Bonnie & Clyde meets Home Alone meets the Hamburglar with a six-pack.

Also in this chaotic masterpiece? Peter Dinklage, LaKeith Stanfield, Juno Temple, Jimmy O. Yang and literally half of your favorite character actors. So yeah, this is your Oscar-bait-meets-TikTok-core dream film.

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‘Roofman’ drops into theaters October 10, 2025 — mark your calendars and maybe bolt your ceilings?? Trailer is out now and it’s already got us ready to risk it all for a man with a power drill and a soft spot for McNuggets.

🍟💥💘 #Roofman #ChanningTatumDaddy #HideYaMcDonalds

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