Channing Tatum just went full-blown felony in the new movie ‘Roofman’ — and yes, this is somehow based on a REAL PERSON and not a fever dream you had after eating too many Hot Cheetos.
So here’s the tea, fries: Channing Tatum plays Jeffrey Manchester — an ex-Army Ranger turned roof-hopping, fast food-looting legend who literally broke into McDonald’s by cutting HOLES IN THE ROOF. Like, sir, there are doors. But go off, Batman.
Anyway, he gets caught (because duh), escapes prison (casual), and moves into a deserted Toys “R” Us like it’s a Studio Ghibli film but make it ✨crimecore✨. He lives there for SIX MONTHS without getting caught. SIX. MONTHS. Meanwhile, I can’t sneak snacks into a movie theater without sounding like a raccoon in a plastic bag.
But WAIT — it gets hotter. While on the run, he falls for Kirsten Dunst (icon, legend, Spider-Man’s OG girl) who plays a divorced mom with no idea her new man is basically a criminal raccoon in a hoodie. Romance? Crime? Childhood nostalgia?? Honestly, it’s giving Bonnie & Clyde meets Home Alone meets the Hamburglar with a six-pack.
Also in this chaotic masterpiece? Peter Dinklage, LaKeith Stanfield, Juno Temple, Jimmy O. Yang and literally half of your favorite character actors. So yeah, this is your Oscar-bait-meets-TikTok-core dream film.
‘Roofman’ drops into theaters October 10, 2025 — mark your calendars and maybe bolt your ceilings?? Trailer is out now and it’s already got us ready to risk it all for a man with a power drill and a soft spot for McNuggets.
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