“Happy Gilmore 2” Trailer Drops: Adam Sandler Returns to Golf, Chaos, and Unchecked Madness — Watch Before the Golf Gods Strike You Down!

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Adam Sandler is BACK as Happy Gilmore — and he’s angrier, older, and more swingin’-wildly-with-a-hockey-stick than ever before. Netflix just dropped the trailer for Happy Gilmore 2, and it’s more unhinged than Shooter McGavin at a salad bar.

Yes, it’s been nearly 30 years since the original movie slapped us with one-liners and flying fists on the golf course. And now, at 58 years young and probably powered by nothing but rage and pickle juice, Adam Sandler is dusting off his golf clubs and rage issues for one more round. Is this a sequel or a midlife crisis? Who cares. It’s hilarious.

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The OGs Are Back!
Joining Sandler on this nostalgia rollercoaster of questionable athleticism are:

  • Julie Bowen, who somehow hasn’t aged and still thinks Happy is a catch.
  • Ben Stiller, probably still yelling at old people in a nursing home.
  • Christopher McDonald, a.k.a. Shooter McGavin, who we assume is still salty and fully committed to villainy in khakis.

New Faces, Same Madness
The sequel doesn’t just stop at the classics — this cast list reads like someone took a golf club to a pop culture piñata and just scooped up whatever fell out:

  • Jackie Sandler, Sadie Sandler, and Sunny Sandler (because nepotism is the family sport now),
  • Bad Bunny, who might be the first person to ever wear diamond-studded golf cleats,
  • Eric Andre, who probably crashes a golf cart into a flaming porta-potty,
  • Margaret Qualley, serving serious “I’m too talented for this but I’m here for the chaos” energy,
  • And somehow, actual pro golfers like Rory McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler, Bryson DeChambeau, and Paige Spiranac are involved, hopefully playing exaggerated versions of themselves who take Happy’s antics way too personally.
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Also appearing? Travis Kelce, presumably smacking footballs off tee boxes; MJF, cutting promos at caddies; and John Daly, who might just be playing himself, probably with a cigarette in one hand and a PBR in the other.

Release Date? Mark It Like a Scorecard
Put July 25th on your calendar with a big gold star and a mini-golf sticker. That’s when Happy Gilmore 2 lands on Netflix, likely causing a surge in beer sales, broken TVs, and wildly inaccurate golf swings across the globe.

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So grab your clubs, your rage issues, and your emotional support alligator — it’s tee time, baby.

⛳💥 Happy Gilmore 2: Because therapy is expensive, but golf rage is free.

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