We’ve got TEA hotter than a flat iron in a dressing room at the Hannah Montana Experience circa 2007.
So here’s the sitch: Miley Cyrus—aka Ms. Hannah “I Get the Best of Both Worlds” Montana—popped off on her mom Tish and sister Brandi’s podcast Sorry We’re Cyrus (iconic name, 10/10 no notes). During the episode, Miley was in full vintage Disney Channel chaos mode, reminiscing about the good ol’ days of fake wigs, rhinestone cowboy boots, and… WEED???
Yes, babes. Weed.
Miley casually drops the absolute bombshell that she got blamed for her dad, Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Backwoodz” Cyrus, sparking up some jazz cabbage on the set of Hannah Montana. But then, plot twist: she jokes that maybe, just maybe, Mitchel Musso—aka Oliver aka the boy with the most chaotic hair on Disney Channel—was puff-puff-passing too. 👀
Cue the record scratch and dramatic camera zoom.
Mitchel heard the joke and said ABSOLUTELY NOT, MONTANA. He called up E! News (like it’s 2010) and was like, “Uhh yeah no, that’s not how I remember it 🫠 BUT I do have my own dusty vault of behind-the-scenes drama soooo if we’re spilling secrets, I’m READY.” (We need this tell-all IMMEDIATELY.)
But don’t worry, this isn’t a full-on Mickey Mouse warzone. Mitchel kept it sweet and sassy by adding, “All love to Miley and the fam, even when the rewrites get this creative.” 🫶 Translation: “You wild, but I still love ya.”
TL;DR: Miley made a joke, Mitchel said “not me, babe,” and now we all need a 12-part HBO docuseries called High School Musical: The Dispensary Diaries.
Check out the episode of Sorry We’re Cyrus if you wanna hear Miley go full chaotic sistercore. But like… if Disney doesn’t reboot Hannah Montana with the real behind-the-scenes tea, what are we even doing?
#HannahMontanaAfterDark #MitchelMussoSaidNope #SorryNotSorryCyrus 🍿💨✨