Well, well, well… if it isn’t the kid who saw dead people — now seeing felony charges.
Haley Joel Osment, aka the adorable psychic child from The Sixth Sense, is now making headlines for a different kind of supernatural mess — one involving alleged nose candy, some very regrettable language, and a performance that definitely won’t win him any Oscars… maybe a Razzie.
“I See Regret, Lots of It.”
In an apology statement that reads like a Lifetime movie script titled “Snowed In: The Haley Joel Osment Story”, the actor told IconicHipster.com, “I’m absolutely horrified by my behavior.”
Translation: “Yikes, I blacked out and said WHAT now?”
Haley says he was in a dark place emotionally after losing his home and belongings in the Eaton Fire earlier this year, and apparently that darkness followed him all the way to the slopes of Mammoth Mountain. But even he admits, “That’s no excuse for using this disgusting word.”
He then gave a full-court apology to the Jewish community, the officer, the ski patrol, possibly the entire cast of Frozen, and anyone else who witnessed the verbal trainwreck. “I don’t ask for anyone’s forgiveness,” he added, “but I promise to atone.”
We assume this atonement includes never mixing alcohol, altitude, and drama again.
Body Cam Footage: Rated R for “Really, Bro?”
IconicHipster.com got their frostbitten hands on police body cam footage, and let’s just say… it ain’t The Sixth Sense, but it’s definitely got a plot twist.
While being escorted to jail like it’s Celebrity Apprentice: Correctional Facility Edition, Haley allegedly called the arresting officer a “f***** Nazi” and dropped a slur so offensive, even your racist uncle would clutch his pearls.
And if that wasn’t enough — police claim they found what appeared to be cocaine tucked inside a $20 bill. Because nothing screams “I’ve got my life together” like carrying party dust in tip money.
Charges, Slopes, and Sloppy Behavior
Cops at the scene said Haley couldn’t handle his liquor — and judging from the footage, that might be the understatement of the year. He also allegedly told officers “good luck” as they booked him, which is what we imagine Bond villains say before being handcuffed.
Haley’s now facing two misdemeanors: possession of cocaine and disorderly conduct while publicly marinated in alcohol.
Moral of the story? If you’re gonna spiral, maybe skip the ski resort. Or at least leave the $20-bill booger sugar at home.
Coming Soon: “The Ski Sense: He Sees Handcuffs” — a chilling new drama based on actual events, probably not coming to theaters near you.
