Glen Powell Just Threw a Saucy Party and LA Will Never Be the Same Again

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Glen Powell—yes, Top Gun’s own jawline with abs—has officially launched a food brand, and it’s hotter than your ex’s new fling.

Introducing Smash Kitchen, a line of pantry staples so clean, so organic, so fancy, they make your current ketchup look like it lives in a basement and listens to sad playlists.

To celebrate this momentous leap into flavor town, Glen threw a bash in LA on Friday (April 4), and it was basically the Oscars, but for sauces. We’re talking glitz, glam, and a whole lot of squeezable bottles. The event took over a private estate, which is rich-people speak for “you can’t afford this lawn.”

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Who Showed Up to Get Smashed (Kitchen Style)?
Aside from Glen’s A-list cheekbones, the guest list was stacked like a Hollywood sandwich:
Josh Duhamel and his stunning wife Audra Mari (yes, they are still offensively good-looking)
– Glen’s proud parents Glen Sr. and Cyndy Powell, aka Sauce Mom and Dad
Leonardo DiCaprio, probably scoping out a mustard that pairs well with 25-year-olds
Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren, who definitely brought Breaking Bad levels of flavor
Angela Kinsey, Anthony Ramos, Dylan Sprouse & Barbara Palvin, Ashley Greene, Sasha Pieterse, Katherine McNamara, and others who came for the condiments and stayed for the selfies

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Basically, if you weren’t there, you were either not cool enough or you ran out of Uber credits.

What Is Smash Kitchen?
Smash Kitchen is Glen Powell’s first official business baby—and it’s adorable. The brand offers a lineup of organic sauces and spreads that are free of high fructose corn syrup, weird preservatives, artificial flavors, and anything else that sounds like a science project.

Current flavors include:
Ketchup (obviously)
Yellow Mustard (classic)
Mayonnaise (the glue that holds sandwiches and broken hearts together)
BBQ Sauce (yee-haw)
And the bangers:
– Organic Hot Honey Ketchup 🍯🔥
– Organic Spicy Mayonnaise 🌶️💁‍♂️
– Organic Hot Honey BBQ Sauce 🍗🔥

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Everything’s under $5, which is wild considering Glen Powell touched this idea with his bare hands. You can snag them now at Walmart or online at Walmart.com, because flavor waits for no one.

Bonus Glen: CinemaCon King
Oh, and as if launching a sauce empire wasn’t enough, Glen casually dropped into CinemaCon in Las Vegas the day before, where he promoted his upcoming movie The Running Man and picked up the Star of the Year award. No biggie. Just a regular week of being hotter than your toaster.

Glen Powell Just Threw a Saucy Party and LA Will Never Be the Same Again

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