George Clooney Says He and Amal Have Never Fought in 10 Years — Experts Suspect Witchcraft or a Secret Clone

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George Clooney just casually dropped the most unrelatable flex of all time. Apparently, he and his goddess-wife Amal still haven’t had a single argument in a whole decade of marriage. Not one. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Meanwhile, some of us are over here beefing with our partners over who left the milk out for seven minutes.

The 63-year-old silver fox and Oscar-wielding charmer spilled the marital tea during a chat with Gayle King on CBS Mornings, and it’s got people everywhere wondering if Amal is a unicorn or if George secretly cloned himself to be the perfect husband. (Both are still viable theories.)

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“Our kids are 7, about to be 8, which is a pretty great age,” George said, smiling like someone who has never stepped on a Lego barefoot. “They’re really curious and funny. Every parent thinks their kids are great — but ours actually are. Like, stand-up comedian funny.”

Then, in case your jealousy meter wasn’t already broken, George casually reminded everyone that he once told Gayle they’d never argued — and guess what? Still true.

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“We’re trying to find something to fight about!” George joked. “Like, Amal wanted to watch a documentary on international law, and I wanted to rewatch Batman & Robin. Still… no argument. Just mutual giggles and maybe a tiny eye roll.”

But wait — it gets even more painfully sweet.

“I feel so extraordinarily lucky to have met this incredible woman,” George gushed, as hearts collectively melted into goo. “There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think I’m the luckiest man in the world. So it’s great.”

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Seriously, George. Leave some serotonin for the rest of us.

At this point, Clooney and Amal’s relationship should be studied by scientists, relationship counselors, and maybe the Vatican. Because either they’re truly soulmates… or Amal secretly cast a spell that banned passive-aggressiveness from their house.

Either way — goals. Absolute goals.

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