🚨BREAKING: Lady Gaga did NOT demand $6 million to sing in front of Jeff Bezos and his spaceship bride, Lauren Sánchez, while they exchanged vows over caviar and cryptocurrency in Venice. We repeat—MOTHER MONSTER IS NOT RUNNING A COUPON SCAM ON BILLIONAIRES.🚨
So here’s the tea with extra lemon:
Word on the internet streets (aka a very spicy rumor) said that Jeff Bezos—aka the bald man who delivers your toothpaste in under 3 hours—wanted both Lady Gaga and Elton John to serenade his $50 million dollar wedding bash in Italy. But allegedly, both icons hit him with a Beyoncé-sized invoice: $6 MILLION DOLLARS EACH to even think about singing.
Like, imagine Gaga dropping in from the ceiling in a meat dress just to collect a Venmo request.
BUT—plot twist! A Gaga insider came forward, clutching pearls, screaming, “LIES! ALL LIES!” Apparently, according to TMZ (aka the National Archives of Messy Celeb Drama), neither Gaga nor Elton were even asked to perform. So the $6M invoice? Fiction. Fairy tale. Bezos’ PR fever dream.
Instead, Jeff and Lauren hired Ellie Goulding and Matteo Bocelli (yes, Andrea’s genetically blessed son) to provide the vibes. So no “Poker Face” moment. No Elton on a glitter piano. Just vibes, violins, and probably a floating hologram of Alexa whispering “I now pronounce you billionaire and bride.”
So yeah. Gaga’s too busy being fabulous, rehearsing for Chromatica Ball 2: Electric Boogaloo, and not singing at spaceship weddings unless there’s at least a diamond-encrusted rocket chair involved. 💅✨🚀
#GagaGate #BezosWeddingDrama #FakeNewsButMakeItFashion
