Flavor Flav Is Slingin’ Chicken and Clocks, Because Why Not?

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The man, the myth, the human grandfather clock—Flavor Flav—is giving YOU the chance to own one of his legendary neck clocks. It’s like Cinderella’s carriage, but way cooler and with more grease stains.

In a move that can only be described as iconic, Flav has teamed up with fast food royalty Raising Cane’s to launch the Flavor Fest campaign, which is basically a celebration of deep-fried greatness and large, wearable timepieces.

The whole thing popped off in Vegas (of course it did) at Cane’s flagship location, where Flav rolled up on April 23 looking like the time-traveling hype man we never knew we needed. He announced that net proceeds from these clock sales will go to the Women’s Sports Foundation, because supporting female athletes is cool and you can do it while wearing a literal wall clock on your torso.

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Now, let’s talk numbers. These custom Flavor Flav x Raising Cane’s clocks? A casual $5,000 each. Yup, for less than the cost of a used Honda, you can own a custom-made, Flav-signed, Rock N Stonez-designed piece of horological hilarity. That’s right—the same jeweler who keeps Flav’s neck iced out like a January in Minnesota.

Flavor Flav, poet of the poultry world, dropped this gem in the press release:

“I’m a people person. People made me what I am today… I love my people just like I love my Cane’s and I’m grateful for this opportunity. Cane’s is full of flavor. They’ve got a unique taste and when you bite into the Chicken Fingers, your taste buds explode.”

Your taste buds explode. The FDA may not approve that, but we sure do.

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And let’s not forget Flav’s girl dad energy. He’s got four daughters and a whole lotta love for women’s sports.

“I want people to remember [women athletes] after the game. Women are just as important as any other athlete.”

We see you, Flav. You’re out here giving chicken, charity, and clock couture—and somehow it all makes sense.

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So if you’ve got $5,000 burning a hole in your wallet, or just want to tell time in the most dramatic way possible, head to RaisingCanesGear.com. Because nothing says “I support women’s empowerment” like chicken fingers and a clock the size of a frisbee.

YEAHHHH BOYYY! ⏰🐔💥

Flavor Flav Is Slingin’ Chicken and Clocks, Because Why Not?

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