BREAKING: FKA Twigs has been banished from North America this April—not by fans, not by haters, but by… immigration paperwork.
In a plot twist that not even Netflix could’ve written, the 37-year-old enchantress of avant-garde pop has officially bowed out of her entire April tour across North America. Yes, that includes her planned appearances at Coachella (a.k.a. Influencer Olympics) and Ceremonia Festival in Mexico City (a.k.a. Where Cool Kids Go To Vibe).
Apparently, her visa paperwork got caught in the bureaucratic black hole of “administrative processing,” which is just a fancy way of saying someone somewhere forgot to stamp something important.
Twigs took to social media (where all heartbreaks are announced now) to share the soul-crushing update:
“im devastated to share the news that due to ongoing visa issues i am not able to see through any of my scheduled tour dates for the remainder of april across north america, including ceremonia and coachella,”
Translation: The government said “new phone, who dis?” to her travel plans.
She went on:
“it pains me to say this because i am so excited to bring you a creation that i have poured my soul into…”
Look, when an artist says they poured their soul into something, you know it’s about to be good. This wasn’t just a show—this was going to be a spiritual awakening with sparkles, interpretive dance, and maybe some weird-but-beautiful animal masks. But alas, customs said, “No soul-pouring today.”
Twigs also acknowledged how much this sucks for fans who booked flights, hotels, and probably bought glitter bodysuits just for the occasion. She promised she’s working hard to reschedule everything, adding that refunds are available through original ticket vendors—because heartbreak should be painful, but not financially ruinous.
ICYMI (because, again, she’s been fighting for her life with immigration forms), Twigs had already rescheduled her Chicago shows to June. So if you’re in the Windy City, hang tight—your weird and wonderful pop queen is still planning to show up. Just… fashionably late.
So for now, let us pour one out (or, you know, some vegan oat milk) for what could’ve been: lasers, leotards, and an ethereal dance party led by FKA Twigs under the desert moon. RIP April tour.
