Attention all glitter-loving, emotionally unstable fans of Euphoria! After what felt like an eternity (seriously, did we all age 10 years waiting?), HBO’s most chaotic teen drama is finally rolling cameras again for Season 3.
And just like Rue after a particularly wild night, the show is waking up with some serious changes.
New Faces, New Drama, and Marshawn Freakin’ Lynch?!
According to insiders, Euphoria just went on a shopping spree and added Rosalía, Marshawn Lynch, Kadeem Hardison, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Toby Wallace to the cast. Yes, you read that correctly—NFL legend Marshawn Lynch is now part of the Euphoria universe. Will he be coaching the football team? Playing a drug dealer with a heart of gold? Starting a rival glitter empire? No clue, but we are READY.
Also, Zendaya is reuniting with Kadeem Hardison, who played her dad in K.C. Undercover. So if you ever wanted to see a wholesome Disney Channel father-daughter duo thrown into the dark, neon-lit chaos of Euphoria, congratulations—your oddly specific dream has come true.
New guest stars include Priscilla Delgado, James Landry Hebert, and Anna Van Patten—all of whom are probably bracing themselves for scenes where they either sob uncontrollably or apply rhinestone eye makeup while doing something illegal.
Who’s Not Coming Back?
Now for the sad news: some Euphoria faves have officially left the building.
– Storm Reid had already confirmed her departure (probably off to star in yet another incredible movie).
– Barbie Ferreira said “Thanks, but no thanks” last year.
– Nika King, Algee Smith, and Dominic Fike are also not returning.
Nika King even joked months ago that she was struggling to pay rent while waiting for the show to start filming again, which honestly makes her the most relatable Euphoria character of all time.
What’s Next for Season 3?
Will Rue finally get her life together? Will Nate become less terrifying? Will Cassie cry in front of a mirror at least once per episode? These are the important questions, and we’ll be glued to our screens for the answers.
In the meantime, keep your glitter supply stocked and your emotions in check—Euphoria is back, baby!
