Elon Musk, the man who gave us Teslas, Twitter meltdowns, and the literal ability to tweet from space… has officially founded his own political party called the America Party. Because apparently, launching rockets wasnβt chaotic enoughβnow he wants to launch democracy 2.0.
This all went down after Elon, 54 years young and running entirely on memes and moon dust, posted a poll on X (formerly known as Twitter before he renamed it like a villain rebranding his evil lair). The question? βShould I start a new political party?β The vibe? Unhinged. The energy? Iconic. The result? YEP.
Elon didnβt just hint at his planβhe dropped it like a surprise album:
βWhen it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy. Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.β
TRANSLATION: βIβm bored and beefing with Trump, so I made my own squad.β π
But waitβit gets even weirder. In a follow-up post, Musk randomly started referencing ANCIENT SPARTAN BATTLES (???), promising to use βextremely concentrated force at a precise location on the battlefield.β Sir, is this a political party or Call of Duty: Declaration of Independence DLC?
ICYMI, Elon and Donald used to be besties, with Elon simping HARD for Trumpβs 2024 campaign and even being dubbed βDOGE Generalβ under the Trumpiverse. But then the βBig, Beautiful Billβ happened (weβre still not sure if thatβs legislation or an adult film title), and boomβBFFs no more. Now Elonβs out here forming political parties like heβs collecting PokΓ©mon cards.
No word yet on what the America Party actually doesβbut knowing Elon, weβre betting on flame-thrower fundraisers, AI senators, and campaign rallies held on the moon.
Stay tuned, Gen Z. Politics just got a software update. π»π¦
#ElonForPresidentOfMars #AmericaPartyWhoDis #TrumpVsTeslaRumble
By a factor of 2 to 1, you want a new political party and you shall have it!
When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy.
Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom. https://t.co/9K8AD04QQN
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 5, 2025