🚨 ELON MUSK JUST INVENTED A WHOLE NEW POLITICAL PARTY WHILE FEUDING WITH TRUMP LIKE IT’S AN EPISODE OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MARS 🚨

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Elon Musk, the man who gave us Teslas, Twitter meltdowns, and the literal ability to tweet from space… has officially founded his own political party called the America Party. Because apparently, launching rockets wasn’t chaotic enough—now he wants to launch democracy 2.0.

This all went down after Elon, 54 years young and running entirely on memes and moon dust, posted a poll on X (formerly known as Twitter before he renamed it like a villain rebranding his evil lair). The question? “Should I start a new political party?” The vibe? Unhinged. The energy? Iconic. The result? YEP.

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Elon didn’t just hint at his plan—he dropped it like a surprise album:

“When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy. Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.”

TRANSLATION: “I’m bored and beefing with Trump, so I made my own squad.” 💅

But wait—it gets even weirder. In a follow-up post, Musk randomly started referencing ANCIENT SPARTAN BATTLES (???), promising to use “extremely concentrated force at a precise location on the battlefield.” Sir, is this a political party or Call of Duty: Declaration of Independence DLC?

ICYMI, Elon and Donald used to be besties, with Elon simping HARD for Trump’s 2024 campaign and even being dubbed “DOGE General” under the Trumpiverse. But then the “Big, Beautiful Bill” happened (we’re still not sure if that’s legislation or an adult film title), and boom—BFFs no more. Now Elon’s out here forming political parties like he’s collecting Pokémon cards.

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No word yet on what the America Party actually does—but knowing Elon, we’re betting on flame-thrower fundraisers, AI senators, and campaign rallies held on the moon.

Stay tuned, Gen Z. Politics just got a software update. 💻🦅

#ElonForPresidentOfMars #AmericaPartyWhoDis #TrumpVsTeslaRumble

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