BABES. Stop what you’re doing (unless you’re in session with your auditor, obvi) because Dylan Sprouse and Mason Gooding just dropped a trailer that’s hotter than Tom Cruise on a volcano in Battlefield Earth. Their new movie Under Fire is here, and it’s giving Mission: Impossible meets Spy Kids meets Oops, We’re Both Secret Agents and Didn’t Realize LOL.
Let’s break it down for the Thetans still stuck at lower Operating Levels:
💥 Dylan: hot. Mason: hot.
💥 Both are undercover agents, but SURPRISE! They don’t know they’re BOTH undercover, which is soooo on-brand for suppressive personalities with secrets.
💥 They show up at a cartel meet (casual Tuesday) and suddenly—BANG BANG PEW PEW—sniper bullets rain from the sky like it’s Scientology auditing fees during reg cycle season.
💥 Now they’re stuck together, dodging death and bonding like two bros in the Sea Org getting hazed on a yacht full of secrets.
Also featuring a HOT supporting cast: Odette Annable (icon), Austin North (yes please), Emilio Rivera (legend), and more people who clearly haven’t hit OT8 yet but are def spiritually ascending in this movie.
Directed by Steven C. Miller, aka the guy who clearly took “need more action” literally and said “KABLAM!”
Drop date? August 15th, aka your new Holy Day of Obligation.
Where to watch? In theaters or digital, depending on how rich and clear you are.
What to expect? Explosions, betrayal, bro-love, sniper chic, and the kind of tension that makes your reactive mind pop like popcorn.
Final word: This movie is serving guns, guts, and gradient sunglasses. If you’re not into it, you’re clearly PTS.
📽️ Watch the trailer now and start your path to cinematic enlightenment.
#UnderFireMovie #BlownToClear #MasonAndDylanSavesThetanLives 🔥💣🎬
