Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Launches Skincare Brand PAPATUI

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Breaking news: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the muscle-bound marvel of Hollywood, has boldly ventured into the wild world of skincare, shattering stereotypes and breaking the Internet in the process.

In a move that’s bound to make even the toughest dudes reconsider their daily routines, the man himself, at a youthful 51, has declared war on dull skin and unkempt hair. Cue the dramatic music.

With the swagger of a seasoned wrestler entering the ring, Johnson took to his Instagram throne on March 7 to drop the bombshell announcement of his latest venture: Papatui, a grooming line that promises to turn even the most rugged of men into glowing gods of grooming. Skin, body, hair, tattoosโ€”you name it, he’s got a potion for it.

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In a video that’s equal parts inspirational speech and action movie trailer, The Rock declared, “It’s time for a revolution, gentlemen. No longer shall we suffer in silence with our skincare woes. It’s time to embrace the glow-up!”

With years of secret testing and countless “bro-to-bro” consultations under his belt, Johnson is on a mission to open up the conversation about male grooming. “Listen up, fellas,” he bellows, “We all want to look and feel our best, and there’s no shame in admitting it. It’s time to step out of the shadows and into the light of fabulousness!”

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And if you think The Rock’s skincare routine is some closely guarded secret, think again. Apparently, dudes have been sliding into his DMs faster than he can bench press a truck, desperate to know the secrets behind his flawless complexion. “It’s like they think I’m hiding the key to eternal youth in my gym bag or something,” he chuckles.

But fear not, fellow mortals, for The Rock is here to spill the tea. Apparently, even BFF Emily Blunt has been dropping skincare wisdom bombs on him, because nothing says bromance like swapping toner recommendations. “Trust me, guys,” he grins, “If Emily says it’ll change your life, you better believe it!”

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The Rock has spoken, and the era of the rugged, unkempt man is officially over. Papatui is here to save the day, one perfectly moisturized face at a time. All hail The Rock, savior of skincare!

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