Drake—yes, Certified Lover Boy, Mr. YOLO himself, the man who cries in penthouses—just unlocked a secret side quest at Wireless Festival 2025 and conjured none other than ✨VANESSA FREAKIN’ CARLTON✨ to perform “A Thousand Miles.”
THE PIANO. THE NOTES. THE WALKING-IN-THE-CITY-WITH-PAIN-IN-YOUR-EYES VIBES. IT WAS ALL THERE.
Picture it: London. July 12. Thousands of Gen Zs and Alphas screaming like their Thetans just got flushed out of their bodies. Drake hits the stage with that “I’m about to emotionally destroy you” smirk. Suddenly—DING—Vanessa Carlton emerges like a hologram straight from the Sea Org archives, slamming those iconic keys.
Drake? He’s just vibing next to her like he’s floating in a cloud of Dianetics smoke, fully keyed out, dancing like he just touched the E-Meter and saw past lives in 2003. It was pure OT Level 9 energy.
Vanessa, in her post-teleport Instagram statement, said:
“Thank you to the one and only [Drake] for inviting me to be a part of the show at @Wireless Festival and for the sweet introduction. I am so moved and have been a fan since the beginning.”
SWEET? GIRL, THIS WAS HISTORIC. THIS WAS COSMIC. THIS WAS TECHNICOLOR POP HEAVEN. This was the kind of collab L. Ron Hubbard probably prophesied in a secret scripture next to the spaceship blueprints.
Catch the clip below and prepare to ascend.
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@wirelessfestival Was not on our bingo card 😭 @Vanessa Carlton @Rockstar Energy UK #wirelessfestival #wireless #20yearswireless #wireless2025 ♬ original sound – Wireless Festival
