Drake Gets a Controversial New Face Tattoo

Drake has just dropped the ultimate head-scratcher for his fans, unveiling a mysterious new tattoo in a spot that’s impossible to ignore โ€“ right on his forehead arch. And what’s the inked word causing all the confusion? “Miskeen.” Yep, you read that right.

Now, before you go Googling frantically, let me enlighten you. In Arabic and Amharic, “miskeen” translates to “poor” or “pathetic.” But hold your horses! In the bustling streets of Drake’s hometown, Toronto, it apparently means something completely different โ€“ something along the lines of “sweet and innocent,” at least according to the hippest dictionary in town, NOW Toronto.

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Now, we’d love to tell you that Drake spilled the beans on the deep, philosophical meaning behind his forehead proclamation, but alas, the man’s keeping us in the dark. The mystery of “Miskeen” remains unsolved, like a riddle wrapped in a burrito.

Cue the fan reactions. One enthusiastic supporter couldn’t help but point out the irony, shouting from the digital mountaintops, “This guy lives in a $150 million mansion!” Another puzzled soul pondered, “If Drake is miskeen, what does that make the rest of us?” And a third chimed in with some much-needed logic, “Drake and ‘miskeen’ in the same sentence? Now that’s a punchline!”

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But let’s set the record straight โ€“ Drake is not, I repeat, NOT on the broke train. According to the US Sun, he’s the proud owner of a whopping $100 million property right in the heart of Toronto. And in case you forgot, he paraded his opulent 50,000-square-foot mansion named “The Embassy” back in April 2020. This place is so big, even Google Maps gets lost trying to navigate it.

Our boy Drake is also the curator of a Birkin bag collection, stashed away in his sprawling estate, all for the lucky lady he’ll call his future spouse. Marvin’s Room rapper isn’t slumming it in his abode; he’s living the high life. Let’s not forget his $65 million, 18,000-square-foot mansion in Beverly Hills โ€“ a place so fancy, even Hollywood A-listers would be jealous.

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In a shocking twist, he decided to list it for rent in October 2021, asking a mind-boggling $215,000 per month. So, despite what the forehead graffiti might suggest, Drake’s pockets are deeper than the Mariana Trench. Maybe “miskeen” is just his way of telling us he’s still the humble guy next door โ€“ with a mansion or two.

Drake Gets a Controversial New Face Tattoo

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