Dorit Kemsley just officially filed for divorce from her sometimes-husband, full-time chaos generator, Paul “PK” Kemsley. That’s right, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is saying “thank u, next” nearly a year after they hit pause on their marriage and pressed play on awkward public appearances.
According to the court docs (aka Real Housewives fan fiction written in legalese), Dorit blamed those classic “irreconcilable differences,” which is lawyer-speak for “he got caught snuggling up with a woman who’s not on our Christmas card.” She’s asking for sole custody of their two kids, Jagger (11) and Phoenix (9), and also threw in a polite request for some spousal support coins — because divorcing a Brit should come with some perks.
Now, here’s the plot twist: they didn’t sign a prenup. That’s right. No prenup. Just vibes. In the words of every lawyer ever: “Oof.”
Dorit and PK tied the knot in 2015 after dating for four years, presumably bonding over their mutual love of designer labels, Bravo cameras, and dramatic entrances. Their relationship recently got the Bravo soap opera treatment in RHOBH Season 14, with PK opting out of the reunion like a man who knows he’d be roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey. Instead, he submitted a written statement — which we imagine read something like, “Please don’t yell at me on national TV.”
But here’s the real tea: Dorit hit “submit” on her divorce papers the very same day that PK was spotted playing PDA Olympics with The Amazing Race alum Shana Wall outside of Cipriani’s in Beverly Hills. Yes, Cipriani’s — where the drama is as rich as the pasta. Paparazzi caught them kissing, cuddling, and doing what can only be described as middle-aged prom poses on the sidewalk.
Honestly, if your husband’s idea of subtlety is smooching a reality star in front of flashbulbs outside a bougie hotspot, then girl, this divorce is self-care.
Cheers to Dorit for finally cutting the cord — may her next man be hot, rich, respectful, and completely unaware of how to find Cipriani on Google Maps.
