💥Doja Cat vs. Shirtless Pablo: The Musty Shirt Showdown No One Asked For but Everyone’s Watching💥

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THE CHAOS:
Picture this: you’re Doja Cat, Grammy-winning pop-rap queen of chaos, serving looks, sipping drinks, and just trying to vibe. Then BAM 💥—some dude named Pablo rips off his shirt in front of you like he’s auditioning for a low-budget Magic Mike reboot and hands it over like it’s a sacred offering.

And Doja? She smiles. Cute, right?

WRONG.

Because a few days and 700 TikTok stitches later, Miss Doja hopped on Twitter (aka the Thunderdome of Opinions™️) and hit us with the real tea: this was not a meet-cute, this was a full-on manhandling.

QUOTE FROM QUEEN DOJA HERSELF (uncensored-ish):

“i’ll smile at you but it doesn’t mean I fu– w you and don’t touch me and man handle me when you don’t even fu–in know me. iykyk.”

Translation: Just because she smiled doesn’t mean she wants to be grabbed like a handbag at a sample sale.

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THE TWIST?

She also added, in what might be the most savage mic drop of 2025:

“I threw that musty ass shirt away btw.”

💀💀💀 RIP to Pablo’s Pride Collection.

BUT WAIT—IT GETS EVEN MESSIER:

Pablo—sweet, shirtless, fanboy Pablo—responded with heartbreak and a TikTok monologue worthy of an HBO drama.

“I’m gay,” he said. “I thought we were having a moment. She said she liked my shirt. I gave it to her. She smiled. We bonded. Or… so I thought.”

Plot twist: he’s now selling a tank top that literally says “MUSTY ASS SHIRT” in all caps. Capitalism, baby! 🤑

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THE INTERNET IS DIVIDED:

  • Team Doja is like: Consent is sexy, even if you’re glittery and gay, babe.
  • Team Pablo is like: He’s just a little fruity fan who wanted to share his love (and his torso).

Meanwhile, Doja says she was drunk during the whole ordeal and didn’t process how off it was until later. Relatable. How many of us have hugged someone while tipsy and immediately regretted it the next day like “why did I let a man with vape breath kiss my cheek??”

LESSONS LEARNED:
1. Consent isn’t optional just because you’re at a party with pop stars.
2. Being hot and gay doesn’t give you VIP touch privileges.
3. If Doja calls your shirt musty… congratulations, you’re going viral.

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FINAL VERDICT:
We came for a cute celeb-fan moment and stayed for the emotional rollercoaster, the deleted tweets, and the musty merch. If this isn’t the most Gen Z celebrity interaction ever, we don’t know what is.

Protect your boundaries. Wash your shirts. Don’t kiss strangers. Stay iconic.

#DojaCat #MustyShirtGate #PabloPlease #ConsentIsHot #TikTokTears #DojaDrama2025

@thisisntpablo

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♬ original sound – Pablo Tamayo

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