BREAKING NEWS: Dakota Johnson has officially entered her “revenge bikini era” and the Internet is NOT emotionally prepared.
The Madame Web star, 35, was spotted LIVING HER BEST LIFE in Ibiza, Spain, strutting around in a white bikini like a literal goddess who just divorced Poseidon and took the ocean in the breakup. Paparazzi caught her mid-glow-up on Wednesday (July 2), sipping sunlight and giving “don’t text, I’m thriving” energy.
And no, she wasn’t alone. The slay squad included her iconic stylist Sophie Lopez (who probably summoned the bikini from heaven) and entrepreneur Douglas Chabbott (who we assume paid for the snacks?). It was giving luxury, it was giving vibes, it was giving main character at a Mediterranean yacht party with bottomless SPF 50 and gossip.
Oh, and rewind like two seconds—Dakota was just in Rome with actual golden girl Kate Hudson, where they casually ran into Ricky Martin like it was an episode of “Celebs Who Brunch.” Italy one day, Spain the next? She’s speedrunning the EU like it’s a TikTok travel montage.
BTW: Yes, Dakota and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin are dunzo. Kaput. Finito. The breakup is real, but so is this bikini body resurrection. While Chris is probably writing a sad acoustic ballad about it, Dakota’s out here being the vacation.
So if anyone needs us, we’ll be pretending to be on a yacht with Dakota Johnson, aggressively applying lip gloss and blocking our exes.
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