Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa Caught Canoodling in Bed Like It’s a Disney Channel After-Hours Special

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BREAKING: Pillow talk just got weirder.
Former Love Island heartthrob Chris Hughes (32, hot, possibly confused about time zones) has officially entered his JoJo Siwa Era™, and the internet is gagging, gasping, and group-texting about it. The lad posted a Snapchat (yes, Snapchat… 2025 is really just 2016 in a trench coat) showing him and 22-year-old rainbow tornado JoJo Siwa in bed together, looking like a deleted scene from a Lisa Frank fever dream.

He captioned it:
“Sleepinnn beauty”
Translation: “Hey world, yes, I just pulled the human embodiment of a bedazzled unicorn.”

Let’s break this down.

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How Did This Sparkle-Fueled Saga Begin?
After meeting inside the reality TV chaos-factory known as Celebrity Big Brother, Chris and JoJo apparently bonded over shared trauma, ring lights, and maybe an intense mutual love of sequins. One minute they’re co-stars, the next they’re swapping spit on a romantic getaway that looked like it was sponsored by a fanfic Tumblr from 2014.

We first caught wind of their smooch-fest on said vacay — which was probably somewhere absurdly extra like “Paris Hilton’s private glitter island” — and they’ve been inseparable ever since.

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JoJo, fresh off a breakup explosion with influencer Kath Ebbs (who says she was ditched at the CBB after-party like a sad appetizer plate), has now upgraded to full English breakfast vibes with Chris.

The Airport Moment™️
Because this romance is being directed by a Hallmark executive with ADHD, JoJo flew into London with her mom — yes, Mama Siwa is here and probably watching everything like a hawk with rhinestone binoculars — and Chris met them with a bouquet of flowers.

A bouquet. Like it’s The Bachelor but everyone’s mic’d up and dancing to dubstep.

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Final Thoughts
Is this romance real? Is it a PR stunt? Are we living in a simulation where JoJo Siwa is now a reality dating show girlfriend with bed selfies going viral? Yes. All of the above.

But hey — love is love, Snapchat is apparently still alive, and JoJo Siwa has once again proven that she’s not just breaking hearts… she’s breaking the internet.

Coming soon to Peacock:
“Siwa & The Islander: Glitter, Gossip & Goose Feather Pillows.”

Stay tuned, besties. The chaos is just beginning. 💅✨

Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa Caught Canoodling in Bed Like It’s a Disney Channel After-Hours Special

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