Cher Spills the Tea on the One That Got Away: “Val Kilmer Dumped Me, and Yes, I’m Still Cher!”

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Cher, the legendary diva who has outlived multiple fashion trends, countless exes, and even Auto-Tune, just dropped a bombshell about her love life. The 78-year-old pop goddess (and part-time vampire, apparently, because LOOK AT HER) sat down with Howard Stern to dish about her past romances, her spicy secrets, and the one celebrity who had the audacity to break up with Cher. Yes, someone dumped Cher. Cue the collective gasp.

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Howard, being Howard, dived straight into the juicy stuff, asking if guys expect top-tier bedroom action just because she’s, well, Cher.

“Of course they do!” Cher quipped, probably flipping her iconic hair in the process. “And they get it. Trust me, you can tell by the reaction.” She left it at that, but we’re pretty sure angels sang every time she winked at a man.

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Men Are Fools, Exhibit A: Val Kilmer
Stern, shocked that anyone would dare leave a living legend, blurted, “Who would ever leave you? Men are fools!” And honestly? Facts.

Cher admitted that only a handful of men have ever had the gall to leave her. “A few,” she said, casually throwing shade like it’s a sport. But there’s one breakup that still hits a high note in the heartbreak playlist of her life: Val Kilmer.

“I was madly in love with Val Kilmer, and he left,” Cher revealed, probably while sipping tea and reminding herself she’s still the queen of everything. “Sometimes, you’re only meant to be with someone for so long. Val was really young.”

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Cue dramatic montage: Cher and Val, the power couple we didn’t know we needed, met in the early ‘80s. They were the epitome of cool, rocking leather jackets, aviators, and enough chemistry to light up a city. But alas, their love story ended, leaving us all asking, “How does anyone dump Cher?!”

Val Kilmer: The One Who Got Away (But Stayed a Friend)
In case you’re wondering why Val Kilmer holds this special place in Cher’s heart, she’s been singing his praises for years. “He’s like nobody I’ve ever known,” she gushed to People in 2021. “Exasperating, hysterical, thrilling, and funny. Basically, a human rollercoaster.”

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And despite the breakup, the two remained close. “I don’t know how we stayed friends. We just did,” Cher said, like it’s no big deal that her ex is still on speed dial.

Even Cher isn’t immune to heartbreak. But in true Cher fashion, she’s not crying about it. She’s thriving, spilling secrets, and proving that no matter who leaves, she’s still Cher. Val, you messed up, but at least you gave us this fabulous story.

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