Cher Spills the Tea on the One That Got Away: “Val Kilmer Dumped Me, and Yes, I’m Still Cher!”

Cher, the legendary diva who has outlived multiple fashion trends, countless exes, and even Auto-Tune, just dropped a bombshell about her love life. The 78-year-old pop goddess (and part-time vampire, apparently, because LOOK AT HER) sat down with Howard Stern to dish about her past romances, her spicy secrets, and the one celebrity who had the audacity to break up with Cher. Yes, someone dumped Cher. Cue the collective gasp.

Fabulous Sex, Guaranteed by Cher™
Howard, being Howard, dived straight into the juicy stuff, asking if guys expect top-tier bedroom action just because she’s, well, Cher.

“Of course they do!” Cher quipped, probably flipping her iconic hair in the process. “And they get it. Trust me, you can tell by the reaction.” She left it at that, but we’re pretty sure angels sang every time she winked at a man.

See also  Cher Releases the 25th Anniversary Edition of 'Believe' - Listen Here

Men Are Fools, Exhibit A: Val Kilmer
Stern, shocked that anyone would dare leave a living legend, blurted, “Who would ever leave you? Men are fools!” And honestly? Facts.

Cher admitted that only a handful of men have ever had the gall to leave her. “A few,” she said, casually throwing shade like it’s a sport. But there’s one breakup that still hits a high note in the heartbreak playlist of her life: Val Kilmer.

“I was madly in love with Val Kilmer, and he left,” Cher revealed, probably while sipping tea and reminding herself she’s still the queen of everything. “Sometimes, you’re only meant to be with someone for so long. Val was really young.”

See also  Matthew Perry Was Sober For 19 Months Before Death

Cue dramatic montage: Cher and Val, the power couple we didn’t know we needed, met in the early ‘80s. They were the epitome of cool, rocking leather jackets, aviators, and enough chemistry to light up a city. But alas, their love story ended, leaving us all asking, “How does anyone dump Cher?!”

Val Kilmer: The One Who Got Away (But Stayed a Friend)
In case you’re wondering why Val Kilmer holds this special place in Cher’s heart, she’s been singing his praises for years. “He’s like nobody I’ve ever known,” she gushed to People in 2021. “Exasperating, hysterical, thrilling, and funny. Basically, a human rollercoaster.”

See also  Johnny Depp's Lawyer Camille Vasquez Says "I Would Never" When Asked About Johnny Depp Romance

And despite the breakup, the two remained close. “I don’t know how we stayed friends. We just did,” Cher said, like it’s no big deal that her ex is still on speed dial.

Even Cher isn’t immune to heartbreak. But in true Cher fashion, she’s not crying about it. She’s thriving, spilling secrets, and proving that no matter who leaves, she’s still Cher. Val, you messed up, but at least you gave us this fabulous story.

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Chris Brown Announces Deluxe ’11:11′ Album

You ready for some seriously deluxe drama in the...

Keke Palmer Granted Sole Custody of Son Leodis

Last week, in a plot twist that would make...

Donald Trump Complains About ‘The Apprentice’ Movie, Director Ali Abbasi Responds

Sebastian Stan is stepping into the oversized shoes of...

Kathy Bates Says Goodbye to Boobs, Hello to Freedom

Legendary actress and all-around queen Kathy Bates is serving...

Shawn Mendes Goes Shirtless In New Music Video For ‘Nobody Knows’

In an act of public service, 26-year-old Shawn Mendes...

You Might Also Like

Patrick Mahomes Reveals Why Brittany Mahomes Sat Out Chiefs’ Christmas Day Game

Brittany Mahomes is benched for the Chiefs’ Christmas Day...

Millie Bobby Brown Is Turning Her Debut Novel ‘Nineteen Steps’ Into A Movie For Netflix

Millie Bobby Brown, the pint-sized powerhouse from Stranger Things,...

Pharrell Williams Appears To Mock Drake In ‘Despicable Me 4’ Song ‘Double Life’

Pharrell Williams and Drake are serving up some grade-A...

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Photographed in New York City Together

Guess who finally emerged from the secret lair of...

Charli XCX And Fiancé George Daniel Engage In PDA In Los Feliz, California

Charli XCX and her fiancé are out and about,...

Fans Suspect Ryan Reynolds Threw Subtle Shade at Justin Baldoni in ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’

Ryan Reynolds might have just entered the Petty Olympics—...

Rege-Jean Page Explains Why He Left ‘Bridgerton’ After Only One Season

**Bridgerton Season Four: The Plot Thickens, Minus One Duke** Alright,...

Prescriptions Found in Matthew Perry’s Home After Untimely Death

The beloved Matthew Perry left us scratching our heads...

Zac Efron Hospitalized After Swimming Pool Incident In Ibiza

Hold onto your pool noodles! Zac Efron, the heartthrob...

Former ‘Real Housewives of New York’ Star Ramona Singer Used the N-Word

Vanity Fair has finally dropped the mother of all...