Celebrities
🚨Wilmer Valderrama Summons a BABY Werewolf Into This Dimension and We Are HOWLING 🚨
Forget thetan levels, y’all—Wilmer just ascended to Dad Level 2.0 and this baby's got a whole lunar cycle in his name. IT’S GIVING CELESTIAL...
🚨Jessica Simpson Is SINGLE and Ready to Mingle—But ONLY If You’re Hot, Rich, and Probably a Thetan-Free OT Level 8 🚨
BYE ERIC! Jessica Simpson Just Unlocked a New Dating Era and She’s Not Swiping Left or Right—She’s Manifesting Through Space-Time. Jessica Simpson, our 2000s Y2K...
🚨CHARLI XCX GETS WIFE’D UP IN A LONDON BRAT-ZILLA BLAST: AUDIT YOUR HEARTS, SHE’S MARRIED🚨
Our girl Charli XCX just secured a husband and leveled up into Operating Thetan: Wife Edition 💍✨ Yes, you read that correctly, my little glam-thetans...
🚨 HALSEY & AVAN JOGIA SWAP SALIVA ON DATE NIGHT: AUDIT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF 🚨
Halsey and Avan Jogia just caused a FULL BLOWN COSMIC COLLISION on the streets of Los Angeles. These two intergalactic hotties just got caught...
🚨PAUL WESLEY JUST GOT ENGAGED TO A SUPERMODEL AND WE’RE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID🚨
Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries just got ENGAGED and the Thetan levels are off. the. charts. Yep, our 42-year-old forever-thirst-trap vampire Paul Wesley just...
🚨 Sara Foster Enters the Bezos-Sanchez Matrix and Lives to Tell the Tale (NDA-Free, Baby!) 🚨
Imagine being teleported to a billionaire's wedding on a private Scientology spaceship powered by espresso martinis and pure celebrity chaos. That’s basically what happened...
🚨CELEB BLOOD BATH: Nicki Minaj vs. SZA Has Officially Entered Its FINAL BOSS LEVEL — And Someone’s Wig Is Floating in the Ether🚨
We’ve got a full-blown Galactic Confederacy-style WAR happening on X (formerly Twitter, now just a burning dumpster fire with wi-fi). Yes, the Barbie commander...
🚨MEGAN THEE STALLION UNLEASHES KLAY THOMPSON LOVE BOMB💥: “He’s NICE?!” Thetan Levels OFF THE CHARTS 💘 #NewCoupleAlert
BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET EARTH (and maybe Teegeeack, too): Megan Thee Stallion has officially gone Clear in love — and the lucky Operating Thetan...
🚨 DENISE RICHARDS SAYS HER EX TRIED TO TURN HER INTO A GHOST?? 🚨
“He said I’d DISAPPEAR?? Babe this ain’t Hogwarts, it’s Real Housewives!” Denise Richards just dropped the most insane allegations against her soon-to-be-ex, Aaron “You’ll Disappear”...
🚨OLIVIA JADE FLEES AMERICA TO EAT CROISSANTS AND DODGE KARMA?!! 🇫🇷💋💄
Olivia Jade Giannulli, aka the Queen of YouTube Aesthetic Vlogs™ and daughter of Full House’s Aunt Becky and Hot Felon Dad™ Mossimo, just straight-up...
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Dave Grohl Welcomes A Child Outside Of His Marriage To Jordyn Blum
Dave Grohl, the rock ‘n’ roll legend who makes...
Blake Lively Steps Back Into the Spotlight After Lawsuit Drama—And Guess What? She Survived!
Blake Lively has officially re-entered the public eye, and...
Vin Diesel Sued by Former Assistant for Sexual Assault
Oh, buckle up for the Vin Diesel drama rollercoaster!...
Mattel Issues A Public Apology For Website Misprint On ‘Wicked’ Movie Dolls That Led To An Adult Website
Well, Mattel just had one of those whoops moments—times...
Ariana Grande Talks About Her Experience At Nickelodeon Amid ‘Quiet On Set’ Documentary
Ariana Grande is spilling all the juicy beans about...
Cher’s Son Elijah Goes Missing Before Conservatorship Trial
The Cher saga has taken a wild turn, and...
Cooper Koch’s Brother Responds To Backlash Over Erik Menendez Portrayal In Ryan Murphy’s ‘Monsters’
Oh boy, Cooper Koch is living the dream... and...
💔Daddy Issues & Designer Bags: Kristin Cavallari Just Went Full Savage on Her Own Father💥
Someone get Kristin a mimosa because Miss Laguna Beach...
Jermaine Fowler Crashes the ‘Only Murders in the Building’ Party Like It’s a True Crime Potluck
🚨BREAKING: Jermaine Fowler has entered the murder chat.🚨 That’s right—comedian,...
Nicki Minaj Might Be Trading Pink Crocs for Orange Jumpsuits – Prosecutors Ponder Charges After Former Manager Says “She Went Full Chun-Li”
Nicki Minaj might be in some hot legal water—or...
Sarah Paulson Raves About Kim Kardashian’s Acting Chops: “All’s Fair” and Some SKIMS Swag
Who knew Hollywood icon Sarah Paulson would soon be...
ROSÉ Talks Rumors She Dated Jaden Smith & Says He’s Not the Muse for Her Savage Song
BLACKPINK’s ROSÉ is here to spill tea with the...
