Cardi B just dropped some serious financial receipts—and they’re not for the faint of wallet. The 32-year-old rap queen, allegedly worth a casual $80 million (give or take a yacht), is here to squash rumors that she’s broke. Spoiler alert: She’s not scraping by on Shein collabs, okay?
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In a spicy little voice note, Cardi put the haters on blast. “Y’all think I’m out here surviving on Shein deals and some brand endorsements? Lemme break it down for you real quick,” she started, probably while sipping something expensive.
“I could literally wake up tomorrow, sign a contract, and BOOM—half of $65 million, or maybe $70 million, sitting pretty in my bank account. No coupons, no discounts. Just vibes and commas.”
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Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. Cardi casually mentioned that she spent around $3 million in ONE month. Yep, that’s the kind of budgeting that makes our $6 oat milk lattes look like pocket change.
To shut down the naysayers even more effectively, Cardi posted screenshots of texts with her business manager. And guess what? She was offered a whopping $1 million per show for a tour that could’ve raked in $65 million. Cardi’s response? Hard pass.
The Takeaway?
While the rest of us are out here debating whether to splurge on guac at Chipotle, Cardi’s turning down tens of millions like, “Meh, not today.” So, next time someone tries to claim Cardi B is broke, just remember: She’s out here spending $3 million a month and still living her best life. We’ll just be over here, trying to stretch a paycheck to payday.
Moral of the story? Cardi B doesn’t just make money moves; she makes money mood swings.
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) December 4, 2024