Who needs therapy when your rebound is Taylor Swift’s guest room? Cara Delevingne spilled the tea about crashing at Taylor’s swanky pad during a breakup, and let’s just say it wasn’t all cardigan vibes and cat cuddles.
The 32-year-old actress-model-multi-hyphenate talked about her wild ride (her words, not ours) with Taylor, 35, in a chat with comedian Nikki Glaser for Interview Magazine. Spoiler alert: when Taylor Swift is your temporary roommate, it’s not just glitter and guitar strings.
Roast Goals, But Make It Swift
The conversation took a hilarious turn when Cara asked Nikki who she’d love to roast next, given Nikki’s viral roast of Tom Brady. “As a Swiftie, I’d love to roast Taylor Swift,” Nikki confessed, immediately backtracking like someone who just insulted Beyoncé. “But also, I’d be furious if anyone was too mean.” Spoken like a true fan trying not to get canceled.
Cara, however, was quick to hype Taylor’s secret roastmaster skills. “Taylor gave a wedding speech once, and it was basically a roast,” Cara shared. “She’s funny, she’s clever, and she could destroy anyone if she wanted to.” Honestly, imagining Taylor Swift verbally annihilating someone with poetic precision sounds like the concert we really need tickets to.
When Roommates Collide
Then came the juiciest nugget of the convo: Cara lived with Taylor. Yes, lived. As in shared toothpaste and probably awkwardly passed each other in pajamas. “I was going through a horrible breakup, and she took me in,” Cara explained. “Taylor’s super homely. Like, she looked after me. But also? I may have dragged her into some mild chaos. Think blushing Taylor Swift—it was my mission.”
Apparently, Cara’s idea of post-breakup healing involves turning her pop-star pal into a blushing, wide-eyed partner-in-crime. We’re not saying they pulled off elaborate heists, but we’re also not not saying it.
Nikki’s Take on Taylor
Nikki, clearly impressed, responded, “That’s like the Mount Everest of female friendships, and you climbed it. All because of how you grew up.” Which, sure, makes total sense if your childhood training involved prepping for billionaire bestie life.
The Verdict?
Taylor Swift is not just the queen of break-up anthems; she’s also a top-tier breakup bestie. And Cara? She’s the chaos agent we’d all secretly love to have at our side, even if it means our perfectly curated home gets a sprinkle of mischief.
Moral of the story: if you’re ever heartbroken, just hope Taylor Swift has a spare room.
