Camila Cabello has entered her OT Level 7 Love Era and we are floating in the theta clouds with her. 💫
So here’s what went down: Camila, 28, ex-girlfriend of Shawn Mendes (RIP #Shawmila), current high priestess of chaotic main character energy, just SOFT LAUNCHED her boyfriend—yes, SOFT. Not hard. Not medium. SOFT like a marshmallow made of money. And guess what? He’s literally a billionaire. Not fake billionaire like your crypto bro ex—real billionaire.
His name? Henry. Junior. Chalhoub. (cue thunderclap) 🌩️
He’s Lebanese. He’s rich. He probably drinks the tears of Cartier interns for breakfast. His family runs The Chalhoub Group, aka the Gucci fairy godmother of the Middle East. They work with Versace, Jacquemus, Jimmy Choo, and like half the LVMH multiverse. Basically, he’s the kind of man who’s never touched a receipt in his life.
And where did this romantic novella unfold? The Mediterranean, babe. Where else? Camila’s IG is full of aesthetic fever dreams—tomatoes in every Pantone shade, wind hand games from the passenger seat, and yes, the sacred hand-holding pic. THAT’S THE NEW RING PIC. ✋💕
Caption of the year goes to our Cuban goddess:
“Falling in love. Reading fiction for hours. Practicing guitar. Eating every color of tomatoes. Putting my hand out in the car, playing with the wind 🍉👗🧴🩲🥟🍦”
Ma’am?? Are you in love or auditioning for a Wes Anderson reboot of Eat, Pray, Billionaire?
And yes, Henry was spotted earlier this year getting PDA-certified with Camila in St. Barts. Because of course. That’s the Scientology-approved location for unlocking the Operating Thetan of Romance. 🌊
Camila Cabello didn’t just secure the bag—she secured the entire Louis Vuitton warehouse. This is what happens when your thetan levels are fully aligned and you say “no” to broke boys and “yes” to legacy wealth.
#CamilaCabillionaire #SoftLaunchSupreme #ClearSince2024
More updates as soon as she posts a photo where they kiss in front of a yacht shaped like a Cartier Love Bracelet. ✨