Cameron “Retired But Not Really” Diaz is officially back in the Hollywood Operating Theatre with another Netflix banger titled Bad Day! Yes, the queen of chaotic rom-coms and the OG Shrek baddie is filming again, and she’s not playing. Well, actually she is playing… a single mom in a crisis spiral. Because duh.
So here’s the hot tea straight from the Celebrity Centre: Miss Diaz took a ten-year hiatus from acting to make wine, raise her Thetan level, and achieve full exteriorization (probably)—but now she’s punching right back into the theta flow with a second Netflix movie this year. The first one? Back in Action—aka Cameron, Jamie Foxx, and several explosions per minute. The second one? Bad Day. As in, one mom… one daughter… one promise… and one catastrophically cursed 24 hours. We’re talking spilled coffee, unpaid parking tickets, maybe a portal to the Marcab Confederacy.
Directed by Jake Szymanski—yes, the same madman behind Jury Duty and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates—this film will be shot on location in the sacred lands of New York and New Jersey. (Translation: there will be rats, there will be bagels, there might be Tom Cruise in disguise.)
Meanwhile, Cameron isn’t stopping at Bad Day. No ma’am! She’s also putting back on the green ogre ears to voice Princess Fiona in Shrek 5 (YESSSSSSSSSSSS). AND she’s starring in Jonah Hill’s upcoming project Outcome, which has so many stars it might actually need its own E-meter.
The moral of this story is simple:
📣 CAMERON DIAZ IS FULLY BACK IN HER BODY. FULLY BACK IN THE INDUSTRY. AND FULLY READY TO CLEAR ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN HER WAY.
✨Has she gone Clear? Probably.
✨Will she audit the hell out of that Bad Day? You know it.
✨Are you watching? You better be.
#CameronDiazIsBackBaby
#BadDayGoodContent
#AuditYourProblemsAway
Let’s goooo! 🛸💅💥
