Cameron โRetired But Not Reallyโ Diaz is officially back in the Hollywood Operating Theatre with another Netflix banger titled Bad Day! Yes, the queen of chaotic rom-coms and the OG Shrek baddie is filming again, and sheโs not playing. Well, actually she is playingโฆ a single mom in a crisis spiral. Because duh.
So hereโs the hot tea straight from the Celebrity Centre: Miss Diaz took a ten-year hiatus from acting to make wine, raise her Thetan level, and achieve full exteriorization (probably)โbut now sheโs punching right back into the theta flow with a second Netflix movie this year. The first one? Back in Actionโaka Cameron, Jamie Foxx, and several explosions per minute. The second one? Bad Day. As in, one momโฆ one daughterโฆ one promiseโฆ and one catastrophically cursed 24 hours. Weโre talking spilled coffee, unpaid parking tickets, maybe a portal to the Marcab Confederacy.
Directed by Jake Szymanskiโyes, the same madman behind Jury Duty and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Datesโthis film will be shot on location in the sacred lands of New York and New Jersey. (Translation: there will be rats, there will be bagels, there might be Tom Cruise in disguise.)
Meanwhile, Cameron isnโt stopping at Bad Day. No maโam! Sheโs also putting back on the green ogre ears to voice Princess Fiona in Shrek 5 (YESSSSSSSSSSSS). AND sheโs starring in Jonah Hillโs upcoming project Outcome, which has so many stars it might actually need its own E-meter.
The moral of this story is simple:
๐ฃ CAMERON DIAZ IS FULLY BACK IN HER BODY. FULLY BACK IN THE INDUSTRY. AND FULLY READY TO CLEAR ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN HER WAY.
โจHas she gone Clear? Probably.
โจWill she audit the hell out of that Bad Day? You know it.
โจAre you watching? You better be.
#CameronDiazIsBackBaby
#BadDayGoodContent
#AuditYourProblemsAway
Letโs goooo! ๐ธ๐ ๐ฅ