Caitlin Clark Pretends She’s Not in the Taylor Swift–Travis Kelce Group Chat, But We’re Not Buying It

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WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark might be a basketball wizard, but when it comes to spilling the tea about America’s favorite “tight end meets pop icon” couple, she suddenly turns into a human shrug emoji. 👀

In a recent chat with USA Today, Caitlin was grilled with the most important question of our generation: Will Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce grace an Indiana Fever game with their ultra-famous, sunglasses-inside presence?

Her response? A coy, “Oh gosh, I don’t know. I mean, I hope so.”

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Translation: “I’ve signed an NDA the size of a football field and I’m not trying to get Swiftied into oblivion.”

She added, “I feel like they’re also living — they’re in vacation mode right now.”

Which is celeb-speak for: “They’re sipping cocktails on a private yacht, probably slow dancing to acoustic remixes of Taylor’s greatest hits while Travis wears matching linen sets and applies SPF 100.”

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Caitlin, ever the diplomatic queen, wrapped it up with: “I hope they enjoy a nice little break out of the spotlight. But I’m sure they’ll be cheering for the Fever either way.”

That’s right. Whether they’re courtside or cozying up in a Swiss chalet, just know that somewhere, somehow, Taylor and Travis are absolutely yelling, “Let’s go Fever!” between sips of whatever drink costs more than your rent.

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Stay tuned. Because if T-Swift does show up to an Indiana Fever game? The internet will not survive.

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