BTS BOYS ARE BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVER: JIMIN & JUNGKOOK ESCAPE MILITARY PRISON (okay not prison but you get it)

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Jimin and Jungkook have officially been UNLEASHED from South Korea’s military service and they’re ready to slay, serve, and sweat (on stage, not in a trench, thank you very much 🇰🇷✨).

The 29-year-old Jimin and 27-year-old Jungkook (yes, still younger than your emotionally unavailable ex) were honorably discharged from military duties on June 11, aka our new national holiday: ARMY Liberation Day. This comes just one spicy day after their band bros RM and V were also released like doves of world peace and shirtless TikTok thirst traps.

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Meanwhile, Suga’s doing his thing as a social worker, changing lives and probably writing emotional piano ballads while helping old ladies cross the street. King behavior.

As the boys emerged from the Yeoncheon Public Stadium looking like K-drama leads who just survived a 16-episode military romance, fans lost their collective minds, wigs flew into orbit, and several people claimed to have been spiritually reborn.

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✨Jimin, still glowing like a dewy marshmallow, said:

“It’s been a loooong time. We survived a global pandemic and push-ups. Now it’s comeback o’clock.”

👑 Jungkook, who probably smells like sandalwood and freedom, added:

“Thanks to everyone who served with us and supported us. Military life was basically a drama but without the kissing scenes. Time to pick up where we left off — world domination.”

Jimin wrapped it all up like a poetic angel, saying:

“If you see a soldier on the street, give them a warm gesture. Like a hug. Or a snack. Or your number.”

ICYMI: In South Korea, every able-bodied man must serve in the military, which is cute and patriotic but also terrifying when your bias disappears for 18 months and you’re left rewatching fancams like it’s a survival tactic.

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BUT NOW THEY’RE BACK. THE COMEBACK IS COMING. THE ERA IS UPON US.
Brace yourselves. Cry now. Scream later. Stream always. 💅

#JikookIsBack #MilitaryDischargeGlowUp #BTS2025Takeover 💜

BTS BOYS ARE BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVER: JIMIN & JUNGKOOK ESCAPE MILITARY PRISON (okay not prison but you get it)

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