Jimin and Jungkook have officially been UNLEASHED from South Korea’s military service and they’re ready to slay, serve, and sweat (on stage, not in a trench, thank you very much 🇰🇷✨).
The 29-year-old Jimin and 27-year-old Jungkook (yes, still younger than your emotionally unavailable ex) were honorably discharged from military duties on June 11, aka our new national holiday: ARMY Liberation Day. This comes just one spicy day after their band bros RM and V were also released like doves of world peace and shirtless TikTok thirst traps.
Meanwhile, Suga’s doing his thing as a social worker, changing lives and probably writing emotional piano ballads while helping old ladies cross the street. King behavior.
As the boys emerged from the Yeoncheon Public Stadium looking like K-drama leads who just survived a 16-episode military romance, fans lost their collective minds, wigs flew into orbit, and several people claimed to have been spiritually reborn.
✨Jimin, still glowing like a dewy marshmallow, said:
“It’s been a loooong time. We survived a global pandemic and push-ups. Now it’s comeback o’clock.”
👑 Jungkook, who probably smells like sandalwood and freedom, added:
“Thanks to everyone who served with us and supported us. Military life was basically a drama but without the kissing scenes. Time to pick up where we left off — world domination.”
Jimin wrapped it all up like a poetic angel, saying:
“If you see a soldier on the street, give them a warm gesture. Like a hug. Or a snack. Or your number.”
ICYMI: In South Korea, every able-bodied man must serve in the military, which is cute and patriotic but also terrifying when your bias disappears for 18 months and you’re left rewatching fancams like it’s a survival tactic.
BUT NOW THEY’RE BACK. THE COMEBACK IS COMING. THE ERA IS UPON US.
Brace yourselves. Cry now. Scream later. Stream always. 💅
#JikookIsBack #MilitaryDischargeGlowUp #BTS2025Takeover 💜
