🚨BREAKING: TIKTOK KING KHABY LAME DEPORTED BY ICE?!? IS THIS REAL LIFE OR A BAD EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR?!🚨

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Khaby Lame, the silent legend of TikTok and official CEO of “Why are you doing it the hard way?”, just got snatched up by ICE like it was an episode of America’s Next Top Deportation. 💀✈️

Here’s the tea, extra hot and with no sweetener: On June 6, at the always-too-chaotic Harry Reid International Airport in Vegas, Khaby was allegedly just trying to mind his business (probably rolling his eyes at airport security’s inefficient shoe-removal policies), when ICE swooped in like they were trying to win a Tony Award for “Most Dramatic Exit.” 😮‍💨

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Apparently, the issue? Homeboy came to the U.S. on April 30, blinked once, and suddenly boom — visa expired. And y’all know how the current immigration policies are going under President Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo—strict, spooky, and suspiciously targeted. 👀🇺🇸

ICE was like, “Surprise, bestie! ✨You’ve overstayed your welcome✨,” and gave him a one-way ticket OUTTA there via the ol’ “voluntary departure” trick. Translation: “You can either leave on your own, or we’ll catapult you out with zero legroom and a bag of pretzels.” 😭

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Let’s rewind: Khaby is originally from Senegal, but has been living la dolce vita in Italy since he was a baby and officially became an Italian citizen in 2022. So like… he just got his European glow-up, and now America’s like, “No TikToks for you, sir.” 🙅‍♀️📵

As for Khaby? Radio silence. No hand gestures. No viral shrug. Not even a single passive-aggressive eyebrow raise. Iconic restraint. 🫣

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Meanwhile, Finneas (aka Billie Eilish’s brother, aka the dude who always looks like he drinks artisanal matcha) revealed he got tear-gassed at a “very peaceful” protest against these same immigration policies. We’re officially living in the dumbest timeline. 🧠💥

Stay tuned, because the way things are going, we’re one headline away from ICE arresting a cat for not having a green card. 🐈‍⬛🚔

#FreeKhaby #TikTokWithoutBorders #DeportedButUnbothered #LetTheManGestureInPeace

🚨BREAKING: TIKTOK KING KHABY LAME DEPORTED BY ICE?!? IS THIS REAL LIFE OR A BAD EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR?!🚨

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