🚨BREAKING: Shirtless Alien Gym Bro Claims He’s “Doing Important Stuff” in New ‘Superman’ Trailer & We’re Screaming 🚨

Okay, EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE SKY. That’s not a bird, that’s not a plane — it’s David Corenswet in red spandex, serving chiseled jawline, emotional depth, and cosmic daddy energy in the new ‘Superman’ trailer and YES, we are unwell.

The trailer just dropped harder than your ex’s GPA and it’s giving cape, chaos, and core memories unlocked. David, our sweet super slice of muscle lasagna, is out here not messing around — literally. Mister Terrific (aka Edi Gathegi, aka the only man brave enough to yell at a demigod in a onesie) shouts, “Quit messin’ around!” and Superman claps back with ✨”I’m doing important stuff”✨ — like saving Earth, fixing your attitude, and making us question our sexuality.

We also get a smorgasbord of chaos gremlins from the DC Universe, including:

• Nicholas Hoult as a bald and bitter Lex Luthor (Slay king!)
• María Gabriela de Faría as The Engineer (literal hot girl transformer)
• Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen (who def gives ✨that theater kid energy✨)
• Nathan Fillion as Green Lantern (GL serving green ring realness)
• And Wendell Pierce as Perry White, probably yelling in a newsroom somewhere because journalism is stress.

Plus there’s a robot named Superman Robot (creative), and Isabela Merced is out here flapping into frame as Hawkgirl like a glamorous avian MMA fighter. Written and directed by James Gunn, the movie promises “epic action, humor and heart” — aka trauma, thirst traps, and one-liners that will haunt your group chat forever.

🗓️Mark your calendars and clear your drafts — Superman crash-lands into theaters and IMAX on July 11. Tickets are on sale now, so sell a kidney and secure your seat.

👀PS: If you missed the last trailer… congrats, you now have homework.

#SupermanSlay #NotMessingAround #ThirstTrapInTheSky 💪🦸‍♂️🍑