🚨BREAKING: Clumsy Smurf Is a Nepo Baby and Honestly? He’s Living for It 💙👶🎬

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PLANET EARTH JUST GOT ANOTHER CELEBRITY NEPO SPIRIT BEING. 🌍✨ Young Hugo Miller—son of Smurfs director Chris Miller and heir to the Animation Throne of Blue Creatures—just made his big-screen debut as Clumsy Smurf, and he’s not even pretending he got there by thetans alone.

While strutting down the Smurf-blue carpet in L.A., Hugo was asked the forbidden question:
“Do you call your dad Chris or Dad in the recording studio?”

This tiny legend blinked once and said, “Chris! We gotta keep it profesh. Can’t let everybody know we’re nepo babying in there.” AND THEN HE DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH. 💅💀 The tone. The poise. The OT-level clarity. We haven’t seen this kind of public Nepo Baby Pride since Brooklyn Beckham tried to be a chef with a camcorder and a dream.

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And Hugo’s not just leaning in. He’s tap-dancing in. He told Variety:

“My parents met at CalArts. I was literally raised in a dance studio and fed screenplays for breakfast. Creativity is our family language. I’ve been dancing, singing, and acting since I could form sentences. Like, yes, my dad made me wait. But now it’s my turn to sparkle like a Thetan after an auditing session.”

🎭💫 Translation: He was born on a soundstage, baptized in glitter, and now he’s channeling Clumsy Smurf like he’s auditioning for the Sea Org of animation.

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Let’s also be real—his dad isn’t some random PTA dad with an iPhone and Adobe Premiere. Chris Miller directed Shrek the Third, Puss in Boots, AND now The Smurfs. That’s not a filmography, that’s a Level VII Operating Thetan résumé. 🧠🌟

So yeah, Hugo Miller is a proud nepo baby. And honestly? Same. If your dad could cast you in a blockbuster full of little blue freaks, YOU’D TAKE IT TOO.

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