Adam Levine, aka Tattoo McHighNote, just popped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to confirm something we’ve all been low-key suspecting: Maroon 5 is still alive and making music. That’s right — the band that’s been serenading your mom’s Bluetooth speaker since the early 2000s is back at it.
The 46-year-old frontman (yes, forty-six, let that sink in — somehow he still looks like a shirtless vampire who moisturizes with unicorn tears) spilled the beans on Monday night, April 7, that new Maroon 5 music is officially on the way.
“I am gonna confirm the rumors are true,” Adam declared, probably while gazing seductively into Jimmy Fallon’s soul. “The rumors are correct. There are details. I cannot divulge all the details.”
Classic Adam. Gives us a nibble, then leaves us emotionally ghosted. 🙄
But wait — he did give us a crumb! He teased that a new single might drop by the end of this month. Yes, THIS MONTH. The month you still haven’t done your taxes in.
“I’m really excited about it,” he said with the same enthusiasm I use to announce pizza night. “An album is coming over the summer. Non-specifically around the summertime.” Translation: Could be June. Could be August. Could be when you’re crying over your summer crush again.
Oh, and that’s not all! A tour is coming too! When? “Even more non-specifically… the fall-ish.” Sir. What is this? A music announcement or a horoscope?
This upcoming album will be their first since 2021’s Jordi, which you might remember as “that one with the sad songs and emotional vibes.” Their last single was 2023’s “Middle Ground,” which, let’s be honest, sounds like a dating app for people who think pineapple on pizza is fine, I guess.
Meanwhile, Adam is back on The Voice as a coach, and he’s already joking about quitting again. Classic Levine: joins, leaves, returns, threatens to leave again — like your most dramatic group chat member.
Anyway, brace yourselves: Maroon 5 is coming to a speaker, stadium, or Starbucks playlist near you. The dads are ready. The moms are excited. The rest of us? Intrigued and cautiously vibing. 🎤✨