BREAKING: Brad Pitt’s Los Feliz mansion just got busted open like a piñata at a billionaire baby’s birthday bash.
While Mr. “Still Got It at 61” was across the pond in London working the F1 red carpet like a Dior-wrapped daddy, three chaos gremlins broke into his L.A. palace and went full GTA.
🚨According to police (aka the real tea spillers), the trio smashed through a front window like they were auditioning for “Ocean’s 4: Dumb Edition,” tore the place up, and ran off with “miscellaneous property” — which probably means vintage sunglasses, limited edition GQ covers, and maybe a crystal shaped like Angelina Jolie’s cheekbone.
And the kicker? Brad wasn’t even home. He was out there giving “Silver Fox Barbie goes to the races” energy in London, while some randos treated his house like a Black Friday sale at Supreme.
Also, Brad’s not the only A-lister getting looted like a Sim’s mansion on cheat mode. Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson—literally everyone in Hollywood is one break-in away from installing medieval castle moats.
👀So what have we learned?
1. Lock your windows.
2. Don’t leave town without a dragon guarding your estate.
3. Brad Pitt is still hot even when his house gets burglarized.
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