Brad Pitt, the man who somehow gets even better with age, and his girlfriend, jewelry designer Ines de Ramon, are still very much a thing. The 60-year-old Oscar-winning heartthrob and his 31-year-old sparkle queen were spotted slinking out of Leonardo DiCaprio’s 50th birthday bash on Saturday night in Los Angeles, probably leaving behind a trail of awe-struck partygoers and a lingering aroma of whatever impossibly expensive cologne Brad uses.
Yes, Leo is officially half a century old! Cue the mental image of him wistfully staring into a mirror whispering, “I’m the king of the world…right?” Party attendees reportedly had to go through a rigorous screening process: tuxedos were mandatory, you had to promise not to mention the Titanic sequel that never happened, and under no circumstances were you allowed to tell Leo he’s aged beautifully. Only “young at heart” comments were permitted.
This bash wasn’t just a “party”—it was the A-list version of a high school reunion where everyone looks somehow better than they did 20 years ago. It was a packed house of Hollywood’s finest, with Brad and Leo naturally being two of the main head-turners. These two Hollywood legends first made us swoon in the 2019 flick Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood, a Tarantino film that not only had people praising Brad’s abs but also snagged him an Oscar. Now, they’re sharing party pics instead of screen time, and honestly, Hollywood wouldn’t want it any other way.
Happy Birthday, Leo! Here’s to 50 more years of refusing to settle down, endless iconic roles, and A-list birthday parties where we mere mortals can only imagine how much the hors d’oeuvres cost.
