Brad Pitt is finally opening up about that little thing called his divorce from Angelina Jolie. After an epic 8-year saga that had more drama than an entire season of The Bachelor, Brad is speaking out. And spoiler alert: he’s not exactly throwing a confetti party over it.
The 61-year-old F1 heartthrob sat down with GQ to discuss his feelings now that his divorce is, technically, “finalized.” You know, the legal part of it that only took 8 YEARS. And when asked if he felt any sort of “relief” about the whole thing, Brad just kinda shrugged it off like a guy who just realized he accidentally left his house key inside… while wearing no pants.
“No, I don’t think it was that major of a thing,” Brad said with all the excitement of someone who’s just found out their avocado is ripe. “Just something coming to fruition. Legally.” Wow, riveting stuff, Brad. Riveting.
Let’s back up for a second. It took eight years for Brad and Angelina—the iconic, “Brangelina”—to finally wrap up their divorce, which was first initiated by Angelina in September 2016. That’s nearly a decade of lawyers, paperwork, and… possibly a lot of wine. But hey, no big deal, right?
And let’s talk kids! These two share six children—Maddox (23), Pax (21), Zahara (20), Shiloh (19), and the ever-glamorous twins, Knox and Vivienne (16). And… plot twist—none of them are reportedly speaking to Brad. Yeah, turns out a few of them have even dropped his last name. So, there’s that. Family bonding, right?
Angelina’s legal team was all over this too, releasing a statement that basically screamed, “This has been a long time coming, but hey, at least one chapter is finally closed.” They said, “More than eight years ago, Angelina filed for divorce from Mr. Pitt. She and the children left all of the properties they had shared with Mr. Pitt, and since that time, she has focused on finding peace and healing for their family. This is just one part of a long ongoing process that started eight years ago. Frankly, Angelina is exhausted, but she is relieved this one part is over.” Oh, don’t worry, Angelina, you’ve got this—just maybe a few more therapy sessions first.
As for Brad, his rep was as tight-lipped as a secret agent in a spy movie. No comment on the settlement. Classic Brad move, right? Keep ‘em guessing.
So, Brad’s divorce from Angelina may be “legally” wrapped up, but emotionally? Let’s just say he’s about as emotionally invested in it as he is in choosing between a latte or an espresso.
Stay tuned, guys, for the next twist in the Brangelina saga—who knows, maybe it’ll take another eight years to get there!
