Billie Eilish Isn’t A Fan Of 3-Hour-Long Concerts, Calls Them “Psychotic”

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So, Billie Eilish, the queen of Hit Me Hard and Soft anthems, recently dropped a gem during an appearance on Stationhead. Picture this: the 22-year-old pop sensation declaring war on long concerts! Yep, you heard that right.

In a move that’s both bold and hilarious, Billie straight-up said she’d never grace a stage for a three-hour show. And she didn’t stop there; she went full-on detective mode, calling the idea โ€œliterally psychotic.โ€ Well, tell us how you really feel, Billie!

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But wait, there’s more. She’s not alone in this crusade against marathon concerts. Nope, not by a long shot. According to Billie, nobodyโ€”not her, not us, not even her fansโ€”wants to endure a musical marathon of that magnitude. And she’s got a point! Even the thought of it gives her the heebie-jeebies.

She even tossed in a sprinkle of humor, claiming that subjecting anyone to a three-hour concert is about as appealing as voluntarily signing up for a pop quiz on quantum physics. You can practically hear her saying, “No, thank you, next!”

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Now, hold onto your hats, ’cause here comes the punchline: Billie’s favorite artists aren’t safe from her comedic wrath either. Nope, not even them. She made it crystal clear that she wouldn’t want her musical heroes to serenade her for three whole hours. Sorry, legends, but even your epic ballads have a time limit.

But wait, there’s drama brewing! Social media erupted like a volcano, accusing Billie of throwing shade at none other than the reigning queens of marathon concerts: Taylor Swift and Beyoncรฉ. Oh, the plot thickens!

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Billie Eilish, the comedic genius, taking a swing at the long-winded concert culture. And if you ever find yourself at one of her shows, rest assured, you’ll be home in time for a midnight snack. Three-hour gigs? Not on her watch!

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