Rumor has it that Bianca Censori is harboring a secret so mysterious, even Bigfoot is taking notes. Yep, the 28-year-old Aussie model and architect, who tied the knot with Kanye West (yes, the guy who raps and occasionally designs questionable footwear) last December, seems to be guarding a classified file labeled “Top Secret: Marriage Edition.”
After Ye’s dramatic exit from the Kardashian circus, where he juggled marriage and a reality show like a Kardashian juggles endorsement deals, he hitched his wagon to Bianca. And let’s not forget to mention their grand entrance into matrimony—announced with more shock and awe than a cat discovering a cucumber behind it.
Since saying their “I do’s,” this dynamic duo has been spotted in public more times than your local barista can misspell your name on a coffee cup. Bianca and Ye, the Bonnie and Clyde of attention-grabbing antics, have even become the talk of the town, or at least the internet, with whispers of a split and accusations that the model is one remote control short of being Kanye’s living room robot.
Just when we thought they were taking a vacation from their rollercoaster romance, these two lovebirds popped up in Dubai, proving that jet lag is just a myth for the rich and famous. Rumor has it they were supposed to be on a relationship sabbatical in October, but apparently, someone forgot to send the memo to their passport stamps.
Picture this: a high-end resort, a fluffy hat (because why not?), and Bianca doing her best covert agent impression by hiding her face in photos. Forget the Da Vinci Code; this is the Bianca Code, and we’re all left wondering, “What on earth does she know that we don’t, and more importantly, can she spill the tea already?” Even body language expert Inbaal Honigman has raised the “big question” with all the subtlety of a cat knocking a vase off the table – “What’s Bianca not spillin’ about the thrills and spills in Kanye’s kingdom?” Stay tuned, this marriage saga might just out-drama Shakespeare.
