Beyoncé Unleashes ‘Cowboy Carter & the Rodeo Chitlin’ Circuit Tour’—Y’all Ain’t Ready!

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Beyoncé just galloped in with some MAJOR news, and no, it’s not that she bought a ranch and is now raising prize-winning goats (though honestly, wouldn’t be surprised). Fresh off of snatching yet another Album of the Year win at the 2025 Grammys—because, duh—Queen Bey has blessed the world with a tour announcement that’s got the BeyHive losing their rhinestone-encrusted cowboy hats.

Posting a tour poster with the simple yet powerful words “SHE COMING”, Beyoncé let it be known that the Cowboy Carter era is officially GO TIME.

However, before you start practicing your best Texas two-step in front of the mirror, here’s the catch: If you don’t live in one of the nine lucky cities, you better start mapping out road trip routes or selling a kidney on the BeyHive black market (not recommended, but understandable).

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Where Is Beyoncé Bringing Her Rodeo of Excellence?
The cities fortunate enough to experience the yee-haw magic in person are:

– Los Angeles (Prepare for cowboy boots on Rodeo Drive)
– Chicago (Windy City about to be the Sasha Fierce City)
– New York (Where Broadway’s about to take notes on real entertainment)
– London (The Queen meets the Queen Bey)
– Paris (Beyoncé’s French era incoming—Croissant Carter?)
– Houston (Home turf. Expect fireworks, a marching band, and possibly a live longhorn on stage)
– Atlanta (The BeyHive might shut down Peachtree Street—just saying)
– Washington, D.C. (Congress, take notes—this is how you run a nation)
– Las Vegas (Gambling on getting tickets? The odds are not in your favor)

Beyoncé, being the mystery-loving icon she is, didn’t bother with little details like dates, venues, or even the number of performances because she loves to keep us stressed and unhinged. Some fans are convinced she might be setting up mini residencies in each city, while others are just happy they have time to financially recover from Renaissance Tour ticket trauma.

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The Soft Launch Was So Beyoncé
In true Beyoncé fashion, the tour wasn’t announced via a boring press release but instead with a sneaky little surprise. She subtly updated the Netflix special of her Beyoncé Bowl performance (because, let’s be honest, she owns the Super Bowl at this point) to include a new ending, hinting at the tour. If you missed it, well… you simply weren’t paying enough attention to the Queen of Easter Eggs.

Then, to make sure the internet fully combusted, she took to social media for the official announcement.

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Meanwhile, at the Grammys…
Beyoncé showed up to the 2025 Grammys, casually extended her record for most Grammy wins ever (35 and counting, no big deal), and dominated the country categories. She won:

✅ Best Country Duo/Group Performance for “II Most Wanted” with Miley Cyrus (Dolly Parton is somewhere beaming with pride)
✅ Best Country Album (Y’all said she wasn’t country? Well, guess what—SHE IS NOW)
✅ Album of the Year (because, obviously)

And now, with a tour on the way, it’s officially Beyoncé’s cowboy world—we’re just living in it. 🤠🐝

Stay tuned for more tour details and prepare to lasso those tickets, because they WILL disappear faster than your New Year’s resolutions.

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