Barry Keoghan is out here playing Instagram hype man for his girl, Sabrina Carpenter, like a pro! Forget the breakup rumors, okay? Barry’s basically out here with a megaphone saying, βStill together, still thriving, still rocking matching socks.β
As the clock ticked down in the final moments of Sabrinaβs album Short n Sweet trying to rack up those sales numbers, our boy Barry swoops in with the kind of last-minute heroics you’d expect from an action movie, minus the explosions (sadly). He hops onto his Instagram Stories like a digital knight in shining armor, encouraging fans to stream, buy, or maybe just worship Sabrinaβs new music like itβs a holy relic.
And thenβwait for itβhe drops the bomb: his favorite track. Now, he doesnβt go for some cutesy tune or a light bop, oh no. Barryβs fave? It’s βBed Chem,β the kind of song you probably shouldnβt play at a family dinner, unless your grandma is super chill and has a sense of humor.
Barryβs caption? Simple yet iconic: βBED CHEM my fave just sayin mβdarlin @sabrinacarpenter.β I mean, just casually professing his love for a song that’s hotter than a summer heatwave. βBed Chemβ isnβt exactly subtle. Weβre talking lyrics like, βBut I bet weβd have really good bed chem,β whichβspoiler alertβisnβt about science class unless weβre talking extracurricular chemistry, if you catch my drift. The rest of the lyrics are basically a PG-13 tutorial on how to multitask like a romantic ninja. Letβs just say Barryβs favorite song isnβt shy about spelling things out.
And like any good boyfriend, he didnβt just stop at confessing his fave song; he threw in a call to action too! With the enthusiasm of a used car salesman on commission, he tells fans, βTap that link lads!!β because, apparently, Barryβs decided that if Sabrinaβs album doesnβt sell out, heβs personally coming for you.
Barry Keoghan: actor, Instagram promoter, and now, apparent connoisseur of “bed chem.” Rumors be gone. The relationship’s alive, kicking, and powered by Sabrinaβs latest sultry tunes.