Barry Keoghan is out here playing Instagram hype man for his girl, Sabrina Carpenter, like a pro! Forget the breakup rumors, okay? Barry’s basically out here with a megaphone saying, โStill together, still thriving, still rocking matching socks.โ
As the clock ticked down in the final moments of Sabrinaโs album Short n Sweet trying to rack up those sales numbers, our boy Barry swoops in with the kind of last-minute heroics you’d expect from an action movie, minus the explosions (sadly). He hops onto his Instagram Stories like a digital knight in shining armor, encouraging fans to stream, buy, or maybe just worship Sabrinaโs new music like itโs a holy relic.
And thenโwait for itโhe drops the bomb: his favorite track. Now, he doesnโt go for some cutesy tune or a light bop, oh no. Barryโs fave? It’s โBed Chem,โ the kind of song you probably shouldnโt play at a family dinner, unless your grandma is super chill and has a sense of humor.
Barryโs caption? Simple yet iconic: โBED CHEM my fave just sayin mโdarlin @sabrinacarpenter.โ I mean, just casually professing his love for a song that’s hotter than a summer heatwave. โBed Chemโ isnโt exactly subtle. Weโre talking lyrics like, โBut I bet weโd have really good bed chem,โ whichโspoiler alertโisnโt about science class unless weโre talking extracurricular chemistry, if you catch my drift. The rest of the lyrics are basically a PG-13 tutorial on how to multitask like a romantic ninja. Letโs just say Barryโs favorite song isnโt shy about spelling things out.
And like any good boyfriend, he didnโt just stop at confessing his fave song; he threw in a call to action too! With the enthusiasm of a used car salesman on commission, he tells fans, โTap that link lads!!โ because, apparently, Barryโs decided that if Sabrinaโs album doesnโt sell out, heโs personally coming for you.
Barry Keoghan: actor, Instagram promoter, and now, apparent connoisseur of “bed chem.” Rumors be gone. The relationship’s alive, kicking, and powered by Sabrinaโs latest sultry tunes.