Aaron Fernandes

πŸ’» Aaron codes websites by day, spills celebrity tea by night. His partner in crime? Kitty the cat, obviously. πŸΎπŸ’– As for romance, he once vibed with Phoenix Guerrero aka Joy Divizn - yeah, you’ve definitely seen him on the scene. πŸ”₯πŸ’…βœ¨

🚨ALEXANDER SKARSGΓ…RD CLAIMS HE WROTE β€œWILDEST DREAMS”?!? TAYLOR SWIFT WHO?!?🚨

This SkarsgΓ₯rd tea is so hot it might melt your reactive mind. Alexander β€œNordic Daddy” SkarsgΓ₯rd just popped off in the most chaotic way...

🚨BREAKING: Theo Huxtable Yeeted By The Ocean?!πŸ’” R.I.P. to a Legend and a Scientology Recruitment Opportunity We Lost Too Soon πŸš€πŸŒŠ

Thetan energy is low today because we just got hit with an uppercut from Xenu’s mood swings. The icon, the LEGEND, the forever zaddy...

🚨 Ozzy Osbourne Ascends to the Big Bat Cave in the Skyβ€”76 Years of Biting Heads & Melting Faces πŸ¦‡πŸ”₯⚑

THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS JUST PUNCHED HIS FINAL POWER CHORD. Ozzy Osbourne, rock’s most unhinged wizard and certified Level OT Bat Whisperer, has officially...

🚨DAWSON’S CREEK REBOOT? NO, BUT LIKE…KINDA?! Katie Holmes & Joshua Jackson Reunite and It’s Giving Scientology-Level SPIRITUAL VIBES🚨

Katie Holmes and Joshua β€œPacey Forever” Jackson are BACK on set together and my central nervous system literally cannot handle this level of 2000s...

🚨Jason Momoa’s 16-Year-Old Son Lands Dune 3 Roleβ€”And Daddy Aquaman Is SHOOKETH!🚨

Also featuring: Spice, sweat, and a little Scientology. Jason Momoa, aka Daddy Ocean King, just revealed that his son Nakoa-Wolf (yes, that’s his real name...

🚨COSBY STAR GONE TOO SOON?! Lifeguards Vanish, Chaos Erupts at Beach Where Malcolm-Jamal Warner Tragically Drowned – What in the Thetan is Going ON?!🚨

The Cosby Show’s beloved sweater king and jazz-daddy supreme, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, just tragically drowned at a Costa Rican beachβ€”and NO, this isn’t some simulation...

🚨Stephen Colbert DRAGS Trump With Biblical Shade After β€˜Late Show’ Cancelationβ€”And It’s Giving Martyrcore Vibes🚨

Stephen Xenu’s Favorite Jester Colbert just launched a full-on spiritual assassination against Donald β€œSpray Tan Apocalypse” Trumpβ€”and it was GORGEOUS. So here’s the tea brewed...

🚨Madelyn Cline Just Resurrected a Dead Legend with a Surprise Twist So Wild, It Might’ve Been Written by a Time-Traveling Alien from Planet Teegeeack🚨

Madelyn Cline just rewired the I Know What You Did Last Summer timeline like she’s trying to audit the trauma out of Gen Z...

🚨DEMI LOVATO IS BACK & SHE BROUGHT GLITTER CANNONS: New Album Incoming and It’s Giving GAY DISCO LASER CHURCH ENERGY🚨

Demi Lovato (yes, THE High Priestess of Sad Bangers and Crying in the Club) is RE-ENTERING her POP ERA like a space unicorn crash-landing...

🚨Linkin Park’s New Singer Is a Woman?! And Also a Thetan?!🚨

🚨Linkin Park’s New Singer Is a Woman?! And Also a Thetan?!🚨 So here’s the tea spilled straight from the Thetan cloud: Mike Shinodaβ€”yes, that holographic...

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