Sound the alarms (but like, the cool spy ones with lasers and techno beats), because FUBAR Season 2 just dropped its trailer, and oh boy… it is more unhinged than your group chat on a Friday night.
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, aka The Governator, aka the world’s buffest retirement-age dad, is back in action and dancing—DANCING, people—with none other than Carrie-Anne Moss (yes, Trinity herself), who is apparently the new Big Bad. Who knew the apocalypse would come in a fabulous pantsuit and sick footwork?
🚨 Spoiler (but not really): Arnold still plays Luke Brunner, a CIA veteran who’s supposed to be retired. But like every man over 60 with a hobby and a gun collection, he just can’t stay out of the game. Last season, he found out his daughter was also a spy (awkward!), and now he’s chasing down his ex-girlfriend-turned-supervillain. Classic dad stuff.
Here’s the Season 2 plot, if you like reading things that sound like they were made up during a Red Bull-fueled game of Mad Libs:
Luke is trying to chill after saving his daughter and the world (as one does), but then his ex-flame pops up with a plan to destroy everything. And if she doesn’t nuke the planet, she’s definitely nuking his emotional stability. LOVE THAT FOR HIM.
The returning cast includes:
- Monica Barbaro – Daughter. Spy. Probably more emotionally mature than everyone else.
- Milan Carter – Hacker bestie with tech skills and sarcasm.
- Fortune Feimster – Hilarious. Unbothered. Would win in a bar fight.
- Travis Van Winkle – Action dude. Abs included.
- Fabiana Udenio, Aparna Brielle, Guy Burnet, Andy Buckley, Jay Baruchel, Barbara Eve Harris, and Scott Thompson – Aka the Avengers of Awkward Office Dynamics.
FUBAR Season 2 hits Netflix on June 12, which means you’ve got just enough time to fake your own retirement, practice some spy moves in the mirror, and figure out how to salsa while holding a grenade.
Mark your calendars. Or, if you’re a real spy, tattoo it on your forearm in invisible ink. 🕵️♂️💃💥
