Breaking news: Jennifer Lopez, aka Queen of Glow and the woman who somehow looks younger than most 20-year-olds, has officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, who, shockingly, does not come with Dunkin’ donuts attached to him at all times. At 55, she’s proving that age is just a number—and a time to embrace swimsuit selfies and profound T-shirt slogans. Ben, 52, might be sulking in his man cave, clutching his Dunkin’ coffee for dear life, but Jenny from the Block? She’s sipping ice-cold lemonade, unbothered.
So what happened? Well, after weeks of rumors swirling faster than a blender full of margaritas, J.Lo decided enough was enough. And to make sure we were all clued in, she hit the ‘Gram on Saturday (August 31) with a collection of photos that scream, “I’m fine, thanks for asking. Now pass me that ice cream.”
First, we were treated to her dazzling in swimsuits, soaking up the sun like a goddess. And in case anyone missed the point, her caption declared: “Oh, it was a summer.” Short, sweet, and 100% carrying the emotional weight of a thousand breakup songs. Translation? “Yes, the summer happened, but more importantly, I happened.”
But wait, there’s more. Sprinkled between the selfies and snack shots, J.Lo hit us with a quote that feels like it was plucked straight from the wisdom aisle at Target: “Everything is unfolding in divine order.” Translation: “The universe is my PR team, and honey, it’s working overtime.”
And if that wasn’t enough, she served up some serious T-shirt inspo too. In one of the photos, Jennifer can be seen rocking a shirt that reads: “She’s in bloom and unbothered, out of reach and at peace.” Honestly, if that isn’t a passive-aggressive mic drop aimed at anyone wondering how she’s doing post-divorce, I don’t know what is. We see you, J.Lo. We see you.
Jennifer Lopez is flourishing, ice cream in hand, looking flawless, and serving us enough vibes to last until next summer. Ben who?
