In today’s installment of “You Won’t Believe This Until You See It”, Armie Hammer, yes that Armie Hammer, has made his triumphant (?) return to the screen in a cameo that’s equal parts unexpected and, frankly, jaw-dropping.
The 38-year-old actor popped up in Georgie Leahy’s music video for “Typical Squeeze,” which premiered on December 2. The video features a vibrant Barbie-meets-chaos aesthetic, and right there in the background, for a fleeting but unforgettable few seconds, is Armie Hammer. And get this—he’s credited as “Kannibal Ken.”
Yes, you read that correctly. Kannibal. With a K. Because if you’re going to stir the pot of your public controversies, why not use a K for extra pizzazz?
This delightful (read: mind-boggling) nod to the cannibalism allegations that have haunted Armie’s career is, let’s just say, a choice. A bold, bold choice. It’s like he saw the internet’s collective side-eye and said, “You know what? Let’s lean in.”
For those keeping track, this is Armie’s first on-screen appearance since his role in 2022’s Death on the Nile. And while that was a murder mystery, this new gig feels less “whodunit” and more “why did he do it?”
If you’re curious (and who wouldn’t be?), you can catch his cameo in the music video. Just be prepared to do a double take—and maybe wonder what’s next. Kannibal Ken action figures? A cookbook? Stay tuned.
Check out the wild cameo for yourself because, honestly, words can only do so much justice.
