Uhhh… what in the “Florida Man: Celebrity Edition” is going on here?
Antonio Brown — yes that Antonio Brown, the former NFL star turned chaos magnet — is now WANTED for attempted murder after what sounds like the world’s most unhinged crossover between a boxing match and a “Call of Duty” mission gone rogue.
Here’s the tea (and it is BOILING):
Apparently at some celeb boxing event in Miami hosted by Adin Ross (aka Twitch’s chaotic little brother), Antonio showed up ready to throw more than just hands. According to reports, he got into a WWE-level brawl on May 16 and then allegedly tried to go full action movie villain.
He claims on social media that he was “jumped” by people trying to snatch his bling. So far, so standard. But then it gets straight-up Looney Tunes. 🌀👊🔫
Authorities say security footage shows our man Antonio punching a dude, grabbing a security guard’s GUN (?????), and sprinting toward someone like he was about to drop a final boss finisher move. Two gunshots go off (?!), someone gets grazed in the neck (!!!), and Antonio just WALKS AWAY CASUALLY LIKE IT’S TUESDAY.
Meanwhile, the poor guy who got shot is now recovering in the hospital while the internet is still trying to process whether this was a deleted scene from “Fast & Furious: Florida Drift.” 🚗💥🌴
Just to remind you, Antonio once stripped mid-game during an NFL match and yeeted his career right off the field in 2022. So like… the chaos was always bubbling.
Now there’s a whole WARRANT out for his arrest and he’s officially entered his “real-life GTA side quest” era.
Stay safe out there, kids — and maybe don’t go to celebrity boxing events unless you’re okay with surprise boss battles. 😵💫
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