🚨ANNA KENDRICK HAS A NEW MAN AND HE’S FUNNY??!🚨

You’ll NEVER Guess Who She’s Dating… And Yes, His Mom’s Involved.

Okay besties, gather ‘round and clutch your Red Cups™️ because ANNA KENDRICK—yes, Miss Cups herself, the one who battled Blake Lively in couture and survived—has officially entered her comedian era 💅🎤.

According to a source (read: someone with WiFi and loose lips), our Pitch Perfect queen, age 39, has been secretly locking lips and LOLs with 36-year-old Emmy-winning funny boy Alex Edelman for months. Not days. Not weeks. Months. That’s like 3 celebrity years. 😱

And guess what? She met his mom. Not a metaphor. Not a code name. The literal woman who birthed him. If that doesn’t scream “I might delete my dating apps,” I don’t know what does.

They even celebrated his birthday together back in March, which in relationship math = “you get to post me on your Story now.” 🎂💕

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:
They’re doing date nights at “lowkey restaurants,” which is celeb code for “no paparazzi, yes dumplings.” These two aren’t flashing their situationship at Catch or Nobu like the rest of Hollywood—they’re probably making out in the booth of a vegan sushi spot called something like “Ginger Aura.” 🌱🍣✨

So who even is Alex Edelman? Just a little Broadway darling who slayed the stage with his one-man show Just For Us, got a Special Tony Award (because why not), and once had to clarify his sexuality because the internet is nosey. 💅

Basically, he’s hilarious, he’s award-winning, and now he’s Anna Kendrick’s human emotional support giggle.

Is love real??
Are comedians the new rockstars??
Is “meeting the mom” the new hard launch?!

Stay tuned, babes. And remember: if Anna can find love at 39 with a funny man who owns a tux AND a sense of humor, there’s hope for all of us. Unless his mom hates you. Then you’re doomed.

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