Angelina Jolie & Her Fire Squad: Saving the Day, One Grocery Run at a Time

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Angelina Jolie, the reigning queen of adopting kids, adopting causes, and now apparently adopting disaster relief, is back in action! This time, the 49-year-old (yes, she still looks like she drinks from the fountain of youth daily) is taking on the wildfires in Los Angeles like itโ€™s just another day in her glamorous, humanitarian life.

In a scene straight out of a Lifetime movie, Angelina was spotted on Friday (January 10) with her 16-year-old son Knox (yes, one of her many ridiculously cool-named offspring) doing some heroic grocery shopping. Not for a casual wine-and-cheese night, mind you, but for water and other essentials. Translation: The Jolie fam is gearing up to be L.A.โ€™s unofficial Red Cross.

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While chatting with The Daily Mail (because obviously, sheโ€™s always ready for an impromptu interview while juggling bottled water), Angelina spilled the beans on her fire-relief strategy. โ€œWeโ€™re having people at our house,โ€ she casually mentioned, as if inviting the neighbors over for a barbecue. Only this time, the “guests” are evacuees, and the “barbecue” is probably some gourmet vegan spread because, well, itโ€™s Angelina.

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When quizzed about donating to relief efforts, she didnโ€™t miss a beat. โ€œYeah, I will,โ€ she said, in a tone we imagine was halfway between angelic and โ€˜duh, Iโ€™m Angelina Jolieโ€™. But for now, sheโ€™s focused on her DIY disaster relief operation: โ€œRight now, Iโ€™m taking care of people close to me and having them at my house.โ€ Imagine being one of those lucky guestsโ€”sipping Evian in a sprawling mansion, with Angelina casually asking if you need more organic kale while Knox hands you a hand-woven blanket.

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Angelina Jolie is not just a Hollywood star; sheโ€™s a grocery-hauling, fire-fighting, people-saving superhero. Watch out, Captain Americaโ€”youโ€™ve got competition.

Angelina Jolie & Her Fire Squad: Saving the Day, One Grocery Run at a Time

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